Gave Pick up lines

The best Gave pick up lines

you must be Kira because you gave me a heart attack!!

Death note
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thiccESFJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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If a genie came up to me and gave me 4 wishes instead of 3. In the 4th wish I'll ask for you.

Just like the other 3 :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_air_nomad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like β€œWould you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Hey girl do you work at subway?

Because you just gave me a footlong
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ParcellyIdiot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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I had to visit a dentist after you gave me liplock

Cuz you were sweet enough to give me toothache.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mvnsvdq
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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Girl, are you the employer?

Cause you gave me a hell of a raise
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Aye yo baby gurl do you work at subway?

Cuz you just gave me a foot long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yum-yumas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Do you work at subway?

Because you just gave me a foot long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordOfTheNord7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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I really don't wanna let God down

By not appreciating the natural beauty that he gave you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vrajgautam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Are the tectonic plates in your pants?

Cause them jeans gave me an assquake
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Toowiz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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If I gave your dog a bone

Would you like one too?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

The next week: "Hey, are you a monkey? Because you gave me aids."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TyronnicPoppy40
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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Hey girl do you work at subway?

Cause you just gave me a foot long.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LameBoi64
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Do you know what I'm wearing right now?

That smile you just gave me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/diogo_caetanoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Are you an archaeologist?

Cuz you just gave me a boner
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SociallyAwkwardGorl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) .

I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Its_Tobi7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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Roses are red, You cook bacon in a pan...

My dad gave me this gun, Now get in the van
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_I_Am_El_Chapo_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Youll never guess what im wearing...

The smile you gave meπŸ˜‰πŸ˜
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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Are you a dictionary?

Coze you gave a meaning to (my) life.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Memergp98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Do you work at Subway?

Cause U just gave me a Foot long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallasiand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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Are we exchanging presents

Cause you gave me a boner
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ikergm03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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Guess what I’m wearing?

The smile you gave me:)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dannydon03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Hey baby, are you my computer

cause you're hot and full of viruses I accidentally gave you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mgl200
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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God gave you everything..

except something, my number.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EvilNiko89
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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Yo girl are you a jedimaster

Because you just gave me a lightsaber
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jack21113
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Girl, you must be an Enchantment Table...

Because you just gave my PP the Silk Touch.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ace0fDeath
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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I just went to a fireworks shop

and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/seriouslynotManan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Wow, I didn't know you're an electrician

Coz you just gave me sparks with those pair of beautiful eyes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shanwei10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Do you work at Petsmart?

No? You should, you gave this dawg a BONE!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Donald_Trump_Himself
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamienJefron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Want to know what I'm wearing?

The smile you gave me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Pickup line using lyft

Someone help me with a pickup line using lyft as the subject, I matched on tinder with a girl I gave a lyft ride to haha. Thanks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blubbaflett
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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Do you work at Subway?

Because you just gave me a foot long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big-mommas-house
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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Hey, do you do drugs?

Cuz if you gave me your number, that'd be dope
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/therollingstonerrr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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How to respond to this type of shit test?

This girl from Bulgaria obviously just shit-tested me. Our conversation has been getting stale so I gave it a fresh boost; I asked her the following question and this was her response. This is obviously a shit-test. How should I properly respond to this? **Me**: Have you been on a date recently? **Bulgarian Chick**: I don't have time for a date. Also the boys in my country are really disgusting. I can't just say, "all mens are, deep down" Please help
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Yesterday I grabbed coffee with an older women ..

She sat and I asked what she wanted before going to the counter to order, she said double double (Canadian for two cream two sugar) so I went and ordered then brought back our drinks. I gave her the coffee and said "I didn't add any sugar because you're already sweet enough". She looked at me and said "shut the fuck up". My mom didn't find it funny, but the girl at the table next to me did. We now have a lunch date this afternoon. TL;DR Used pick up line on my mom, now have a date with a cute girl
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smalldickfuckboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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Do you work at Subway?

Because you just gave me a footlong
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cycloidmike
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Do you work at subway?

Cause you just gave me a footlong!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jacked2264
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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