Pressing Pick up lines

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Do you think im a tv remote?

Cause you're pressing all my buttons

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👤︎ u/H3DG3Z

📅︎ Dec 03

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Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.

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👤︎ u/slightly-simian

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