Calculator Pick up lines

The best Calculator pick up lines

She wanted my D, so I whipped out my finest graphing calculator.

It's what's on the inside that counts.
📅︎ Sep 13
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Hey are you a calculator?

Let's add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, multiply
👤︎ u/BryanPak
📅︎ May 18
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Hey girl are you a calculator?

Because we add up together
👤︎ u/Chairboi123
📅︎ Mar 13
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Ay girl are you a calculator?

Cause I wanna multiply with you
📅︎ Mar 13
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My calculator can solve hella numbers, but it needs your help to solve yours

Sorry if it's not that good
📅︎ Aug 10
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