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If I could rearrange the alphabet

I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together
📅︎ Feb 02
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If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out
👤︎ u/thaijahn
📅︎ Jan 08
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Baby If I could rearrange the Alphabet

I would put your D inside my V.
📅︎ Nov 18
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If I can rearrange the alphabets...

I'll put u and i together
👤︎ u/Mufreezy10
📅︎ Sep 20
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Know what I’d do if I could rearrange the alphabet ?

I’d put the D in U
📅︎ Jul 31
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Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe
👤︎ u/Sly4578
📅︎ Apr 08
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If I could rearrange the QWERTY-keyboard

I would put U I together .. wait, never mind.
👤︎ u/agetz
📅︎ Apr 13
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If I could rearrange the alphabet

I'd put this D all up N U
📅︎ Mar 12
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd leave it as it is. Some things are already at their best, that's why I want you the way that you are.
📅︎ Jul 22
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If I could rearrange the alphabet

I would put U and I together
👤︎ u/RealMKM
📅︎ Feb 25
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If i could rearrange the alphabets...

I'd put my dick in your godamn mouth 🤪😂
👤︎ u/Aarya_v1
📅︎ Feb 20
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If I could rearrange my keyboard, I would put U and I together.

Oh, would you look at that? 😉
📅︎ Dec 21
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Come to my place on October 31st

Pumpkins aren’t the only ones getting their guts rearranged this Halloween ;)
📅︎ Oct 24
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd stick my dick in your ass
👤︎ u/duuden
📅︎ Jul 17
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.
📅︎ Aug 24
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I’m pretty good with anagrams...

But I could rearrange your insides, too.
👤︎ u/markstache
📅︎ Sep 02
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You can call me dislexia

Because I'd like to rearrange your A with my D
👤︎ u/ejahchen
📅︎ May 25
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

I want my guts rearranged by you 🥰
📅︎ Jul 05
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Hey girl, are you a bedroom?

Cause I wanna rearrange your insides
📅︎ Jul 15
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Are you a local business in Minneapolis?

Because I wanna bust inside you and rearrange your insides
👤︎ u/GNR8_
📅︎ Jun 03
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Consider me a doctor...

because I’m ready to rearrange your guts.
👤︎ u/bamjeep
📅︎ Jul 05
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Hey baby, I’m a gastroenterologist,

You look like you need someone to rearrange your guts
📅︎ Mar 28
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