Postage Pick up lines

The best Postage pick up lines

My feelings for you are like postage stamps.

Theyโ€™re Forever* * (For non-U.S. redditors) Forever is a line of stamps offered by the U.S. Postal Service.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nostalgiahunter_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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Are you a postage stamp?

Because I want to Lick you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/redditornchief
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 23
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