Produce Pick up lines

The best Produce pick up lines

Hey didn't I see you in the produce section?

Because you're a peach
👤︎ u/Havoc2_0
📅︎ Sep 26
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
📅︎ Jul 19
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Hey did you know I can only tell when 10 cent coins are produced?

Because I only date dimes
👤︎ u/leemuel01
📅︎ Jul 05
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