Road Pick up lines

The best Road pick up lines

Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home

Idk why I've never seen this one before.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noofence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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I'm lost. Can you tell me which road

leads to your heart?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/easportshelp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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Hey can you help me cross the road?

I became blind, my eyes got lost somewhere in your bra.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine9ten10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the beautiful ladies house. Knock knock. Who’s there? The chicken.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Marvel1sbetterthandc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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Are you a toddler playing in the road

Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thehairypotatocouch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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Are you a country road?

Cuz I’d like to take you home
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/F-in-the-chat-pls
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from simps like you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/serperior363
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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Are you a country road?

Because I want you to take me home to the place where I belong.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diamoend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Hey girl are you a protester in the road? Coz I’m trying hit.

Hope it’s not a repost
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jxryd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Hey Girl, are that liquor store at the end of road

Coz I can wait for my Turn all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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Are you a country road?

Because I wanna take you home...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Are you a country road?

Cause I'm taking you home tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oldwiskayff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Dang girl are you a pothole in the road?

Cuz I wanna fill you with my load
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maxolsen08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Are you country roads?

Cuz I want you to take me home
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/judgesparkleburger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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Is your name Country Roads?

...because I want you to take me home.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotAGhostProbably
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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Hey, can I take you to the Old Town Road?

because I wanna ride until I can’t no more
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/staminastamina
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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What's the difference between you and a dry road?

A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GOPJ1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Hey girl are your legs the yellow brick road?

Because I want to take them to your emerald city
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/loopded
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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Aye girl I'm a professional road worker and I like how that ass felt

Asphalt, ass felt. Sorry yall
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spicyameatball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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