Cheese Pick up lines

The best Cheese pick up lines

Girl are you made of meat, cheese, nuts and fruit? Because you're char-cute-to-me

I just came up with this and I needed to share this with the world
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/iamveryovertired
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 26
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Hey girl are you a cheese grater?

Because I want to put my dick inside you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/6PathsTendo1
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 10
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Hey girl are you a block of cheese?

My doctor warned me about you. Just the thought of eating you out made my heart stop šŸ’€šŸ§€
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/darling_23
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 08
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Hey girl, are you blue cheese?

Because you may be moldy... but I'd still eat that.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 10
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Damn girl, are you cheese?

Because I want to put my meat in all your holes
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/stinus06
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 14
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What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese?

A cheesy pickup line
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/mrnervousguy
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 19
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Hey babe, are you a swiss cheese?

Cuz, I am intrigued by holes on you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/kutayoncuyilmaz
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 14
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you know what you and cheese has in common?

you both have holes i wanna eat
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/hannah-pandah
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 16
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I love cheese, my favourite one is cheddar

Can I please be your woody womb pecker?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/manissinghl
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 26
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Are you Swiss Cheese?

because i wanna finger you ;)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TotallyNotAnt
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 18
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Damn girl... Are you cheese?

Because every time I say your name there comes an ear-to-ear grin on my face...
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/tabunD
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 01
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Are you some string cheese

Because Iā€™m trinna spread you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/G-Fuelsmoker
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 21
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Are you cheese burst?

Cause I can eat anything that is, thick, white and salty. šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹šŸ˜‹
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ashutoshsoni16
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 22
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Hey! Am i cheese and you garlic bread?

Coz you dip in so well!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/dreamertheysay
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 05
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Are you an empty ravioli?

Cause I wanna fill you with cheese ;)
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/OAtomicTurtleO
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 14
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Damn baby are you a macaroni and cheese

Because I want to eat you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/BeingGayIsNotOkayLol
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 31
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Have you heard about the cheese shortage?!

I guess some really awesome guy stole it all for this pickup line.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/NotRandomness
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 24
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You must be from Philadelphia

Because I wanna cream your cheese
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/martianrome
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 20
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Cheesiest pickup line

Damn girl, you look Gouda! But you'd look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I'm not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese. Have had a recent swing of success with this on tinder...good luck!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/iamchristmas
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 07
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Clever / nerdy pick-up lines, Go!

I might have drunkenly confessed my feelings to a friend and now to get over it I plan to just be a cheesy cheese ball.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/FallopianFiddler
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 22
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