Recently Pick up lines

The best Recently pick up lines

Have you had seafood recently?

Because the world would be your oyster with me
👤︎ u/augu5tu5gl00p
📅︎ Jan 25
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Have you been covered in bees recently?

Cause you look sweeter than honey.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 09
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Were you covered by bees recently

I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
👤︎ u/jampiya
📅︎ Nov 04
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Have you visited your doctor recently because I think you have B.G.S.

Beautiful Girl Syndrome
👤︎ u/True_Flame
📅︎ Mar 02
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You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder

Because you are hot, white and thick.
👤︎ u/BootySniffer26
📅︎ Jun 19
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I have seen you recently.

Do you know where? In my dreams.
👤︎ u/ivan_mart
📅︎ Jul 09
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Did you go to the sea recently ?

You are hotter than the deep sea king
👤︎ u/Justakingbeing
📅︎ Jul 13
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Have you been to China recently?

Cause you look sickkkk
👤︎ u/CaptainRiege05
📅︎ Feb 05
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Have you been to the doctor recently?

Because you look like you are missing Vitamin Me.
👤︎ u/Zafjaf
📅︎ Sep 05
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Hey, i recently lost my vagina, will you lend me yours?

(only works if you're a transgender)
👤︎ u/GodlikePiglet
📅︎ Mar 12
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This one actually worked...

“I’ve thought you were gorgeous since the day I met you, I’ve recently lost 40 lbs and my dick is working better than ever.”
👤︎ u/jfiber99
📅︎ Aug 27
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Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!
👤︎ u/G0PACKGO
📅︎ Aug 18
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Did you just fall from heaven?

Because you look like you’ve been really high recently.
👤︎ u/jimbosquelch
📅︎ Aug 22
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My friend has been using this pickup line recently

Nice legs. What time do they open?
👤︎ u/rabbihitler
📅︎ Jul 10
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How to respond to this type of shit test?

This girl from Bulgaria obviously just shit-tested me. Our conversation has been getting stale so I gave it a fresh boost; I asked her the following question and this was her response. This is obviously a shit-test. How should I properly respond to this? **Me**: Have you been on a date recently? **Bulgarian Chick**: I don't have time for a date. Also the boys in my country are really disgusting. I can't just say, "all mens are, deep down" Please help
👤︎ u/bsbnsc
📅︎ Apr 28
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Disturbing thoughts.....

Recently I came across the saying "I would eat a mile of her shit just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie", anybody got any better ones?
👤︎ u/Virginiatug
📅︎ Apr 30
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