Right Pick up lines

The best Right pick up lines

My phone is feeling really hot right now

Reminds me of something else hot.. oh wait that's you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RamenfromFuhNaff
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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Remember me? Oh, that's right...

I've only met you in my dreams.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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I may not be Mr. Right but...

I can be Mr. Right Now.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/50F100P
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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Google maps has been telling me Iโ€™ve been going the right way all my life

but that canโ€™t be true because it never led me to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Armando_Munoz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 26
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If your right leg is breakfast and your left leg is lunch

When can we get together for a brunch date?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/draaain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving and right leg is Christmas,

Can I visit you between Holidays?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Curious_Guarantee_51
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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Sorry I didnโ€™t get you any chocolates for valentines day

But if you want something sweet,Iโ€™m right here
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/crackit_boi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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I'm doing my homework right now.

But I'd rather be doing you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TitaniumKraken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Matmania
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 21
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My uncle says I'm a great kisser

You wanna see if he's right?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SeriouslyPurple
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Me:there are 20 letters in the alphabets right?

Her:no there are 26 Me:oh I forgot u r a q t Her:these are 5 Me:oh ill give you the d later
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mufreezy10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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Fuck me if Iโ€™m wrong,

but dinosaurs still exist right?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/littlebizcocho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 18
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Roses are red, let's make things all right.

I'm gonna have you for dinner tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Mitty305
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 17
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My ex is missing me right now...

But her aim is getting better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MiserableExchange8
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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what did you say your name was?

i want to make sure I'm screaming and moaning the right name
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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Do you know what I'm wearing right now?

That smile you just gave me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/diogo_caetanoo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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If you don't like being wrong,

Swipe right!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Izrezar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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Iโ€™m gonna keep it real with you,

Iโ€™d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we donโ€™t have time for that. So whatโ€™s up? ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Captain-moon-moon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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You know im from the USSR right?

Because im Russian to get to know you better
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SovietSchlong
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 07
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Hey girl are you a machine gun?

because you shoot right into my heart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pikadracaufeu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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Fuck me if I'm wrong...

But you want to fuck me, right?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 02
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Whenever i come home i bury my face right in the of middle the pillow but lately i feel as its time for a change are you up for the pleasure ๐Ÿคง

๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/vth_shadow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25
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Are you going to take-off (your clothes)? Or should I apply the right thrust, rotate you and keep going.

From a pilot, for pilots.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aniketsri
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 02
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You're 70% water, and water can go through rock, right?

Well the tables have turned, and now this rock is going through you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FatHobo123
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 04
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Thank God I'm wearing gloves right now

Cause you are too hot to handle!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/safwanadnan19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 24
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Roses are blue, violets are red, I'm not sure if I'm doing this right...

But I think you're kinda my type
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tuntauk9
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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Are you the US riots going on right now?

โ€˜Cause you make me want to smash, though I know we will all regret the mess it brings after.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SlugABug22
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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I already have two shoulders

Two knees, And more than enough toes... The only thing I need right now is head. Will you give me some?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/erikerik1634
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, Iโ€™m not right for you then. Iโ€™m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/whypranav
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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Heyy girl are you a donut?

because I want to stick my dick right through you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/codyybell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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Hey baby, are you a stimulus check?

Because you mean a lot to me right now...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/legsofhair
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kahootmaster1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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hey wanna play a game ?

hey girl wanna play a game ? a word of 3 letters means cute ? thats right " you "
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Drose669
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

Why dont I join in?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Snackdude
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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Fuck me if I am wrong

But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dovahkiin12102000
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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I feel like a hypothalamus right now

Because I can tell that you're really hot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/finckywinky
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 06
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Iโ€™m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they donโ€™t have you listed as todayโ€™s hottest single
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RappmanD
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 06
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Hey girl are you a cup of tea?

Because you make me happy and if I don't have you 7 times per day I won't feel right.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LNER4498
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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Hey aren't you the girl from that one book?!

Girl "what book?" Guy "The dictionary right underneath perfect!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sneekysquirtle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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If your left leg was Christmas and right easter?

Girl can I visit you between the holidays?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dopedips
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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If your left legs breakfast, and your right legs dinner,

Then can I have some lunch?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sauceyFella
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 27
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You know itโ€™s spooktober right?

Want to see my boner?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jayforder
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 02
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Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now? Girl: You're on 4th street. Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Hey girl are you an avocado?

Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/danielrp00
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 02
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Roses are red, blue are the skies above

Girl, itโ€™s right there in the spelling; I donโ€™t see an n/end in โ€œour love.โ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thebcruz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Hey girl, are you Ben Shapiro?

Because you're RIGHT.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/why_even_try_lmao
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 26
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Is your left eye twitching?

Cause you been looking right all day ๐Ÿ•ธ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–ค
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sensei_pain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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I feel like a hypothalamus right now

Because I can tell that you are very hot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/finckywinky
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 06
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I see that you just died

But Iโ€™m really necro-feelin ya right now
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChuckNorrisStreams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07
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Hey baby, are you todayโ€™s date

Because I always forget about you and youโ€™re completely irrelevant to my life right now
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/c_h_a_mp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 11
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Girl, you ever heard of the titanic?

That's a good icebreaker right?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DazedStew
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 27
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Hey are you my pants right now

Cause your full of shit
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bruhmann07
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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Remember me? Oh, that's right.

I've met you only in my dreams.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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Are you the swipe card task?

Coz I never seem to get you right
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fredeter
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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I have a special watch thatโ€™s telling me youโ€™re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bugbee22
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 08
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Fuck me if Iโ€™m wrong but...

dinosaurs still exist right?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Crippsyuk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Yearโ€™s Eve.

I will come visit you between the holidays!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NoBallsNoTriumph
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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Hold on, I think Iโ€™ve got something in my eye

Oh right, itโ€™s you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DieserBene
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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Hey girl are you a right triangle?

cuz i wanna be the hypotenuse
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/200iq_Mind_Cells
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 21
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There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?

Oh, I forgot u r a q t. I'll give you the d later.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/givinhi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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*walks up to girl with name*

Fuck me if Iโ€™m wrong, but... Your name is *says another name that is not girls name*, right? (very original humour, I know)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rrand876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 03
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You know how we are all made from stars?

So that makes me a star correct? Well then you know certain stars explode right ? So theoretically, could I explode in you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/isuck_at_fortnite
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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Remember me? Oh, that's right,...

I met you only in my dreams
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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Hey girl! Are you looking for good sex?

If No: Well you've come to the right place. If Yes: Well you're gonna have to keep on looking.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JJ742653
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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Hey baby, did you know there are 206 bones in the human body

Except right now, I have 207
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xXFangregaliaXx
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 31
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Fuck me if I'm wrong but

most of the comments on here aren't just a bunch of fucking "Nice", right?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheDankPotatoRises
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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7.594 tits on this planet

And your right one is my favourite Edit : Billion
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zlogonjepissa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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Hey you like toy story right?

Because I can be a friend in you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DarkHole2SOTFS
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_ieya_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 20
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Hey girl, if you were an angle

you be a 90 degree one because youโ€™re so hot, and youโ€™re the *right* one for me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/not-deleted-account
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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Works every single time

f*ck me if im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right??
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/xziz6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 07
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Girl, tell me right now- are you related to Superman?

Because Iโ€™m taking you to the crib tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Wes_Rivermaster
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 16
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Are you a toddler playing in the road

Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Thehairypotatocouch
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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Oh shit you all owe me a kiss ๐Ÿ˜˜

Kiss me if Iโ€™m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/starboyval
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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Wait, am I missing something?

Oh yeah, that's right, your number
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ka1xes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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