Snowstorm Pick up lines

The best Snowstorm pick up lines

You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning
👤︎ u/ASS-EATIN-MACHINE
📅︎ Feb 11
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Hey baby, are you yesterday's snowstorm?

Cuz I'm tryna plow you tonight
👤︎ u/radioworld_jp
📅︎ Feb 19
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Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.
👤︎ u/Matijaa_
📅︎ Jan 31
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I want to love you like a snowstorm

Give you 3-4 inches and give you a headache getting into work in the morning.
👤︎ u/kbetter1
📅︎ Oct 06
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Baby im like a snowstorm...

I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.
👤︎ u/Dinokoospa
📅︎ Jul 24
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I'm going to treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.
👤︎ u/Alexei_the_slav
📅︎ Jan 25
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They call me the snowstorm

Because I'm white and I cause a 90 minute delay
👤︎ u/MrTitaniumMan
📅︎ Mar 04
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