Kept Pick up lines

The best Kept pick up lines

Hey girl, your father is a thief

Cause he stole all the stars from the sky and kept them in your eyes. (Got it from Alvin and the chipmunks, the tv series lol)
👤︎ u/thedankalchemist
📅︎ Nov 30
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Ive kept this one on my list of least likely to succeed

Is your name Columbine? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.
👤︎ u/BipolarDN
📅︎ Nov 09
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I like my women how I like my furnace...

Hot and kept in the basement.
👤︎ u/GarlicYeezyBread
📅︎ Feb 04
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