The 64 Best Mean Pickuplines - Pickuplines For All

No means yes, but yes don't mean no

So, baby, please, take off your clothes

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👤︎ u/androidy77

📅︎ Dec 26

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He girl are you....um.....uhh..um..I mean are you...well............I'll go

Day 1,363

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👤︎ u/mrbrightbluesky

📅︎ May 27

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Hey girl, are you a snow day?

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.

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👤︎ u/artguydeluxe

📅︎ Jan 27

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I mean the world's falling apart

You want to get some while we still can?

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👤︎ u/Vault_Bot

📅︎ Jan 05

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Everything I do has a meaning.

And I wanna do you.

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👤︎ u/Nexurent

📅︎ Sep 01

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If the meaning of "word" means you, guess what?

You can surely call me Elijah, cause, my love, i'm keeping you

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👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu

📅︎ Sep 15

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Can I call you my sin(π) 🥺👉👈?

Cos you mean Nothing to me 🙃

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👤︎ u/nanofatty22

📅︎ Dec 22

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Roses are red, Nani means "What"...

I've come to you, to shoot my shot - Day 121

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👤︎ u/suyashve

📅︎ May 06

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I mean I used this one multiple times on different girls and it could be used on anyone

Hey, I just woke up and I wanted the first person I talked to, to be beautiful

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👤︎ u/OffsideGull1449

📅︎ Apr 18

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Are you a dictionary?

Cause you're adding meaning to my life.

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👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6

📅︎ Dec 05

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Hey baby, are you a stimulus check?

Because you mean a lot to me right now...

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👤︎ u/legsofhair

📅︎ Jan 07

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I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now

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👤︎ u/kahootmaster1

📅︎ Dec 14

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hey wanna play a game ?

hey girl wanna play a game ? a word of 3 letters means cute ? thats right " you "

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👤︎ u/Drose669

📅︎ Dec 25

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can't figure out the meaning

what the hell does " the letter X scares me cuz I never wanna be yours" mean?

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👤︎ u/deathslegacydood

📅︎ Feb 14

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I have SEX DAILY I mean DYSLEXIA

Hmu if you wanna know how to spell and unscramble letters

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👤︎ u/fmorris245

📅︎ Dec 16

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Hey girl, are you communist?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

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👤︎ u/le_meme_memes

📅︎ May 19

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Hey do you like my shoes?

Her: yes Me: I mean I have another pair at my house, maybe I can get your phone number and send you a photo of them when I get back Her: oh sure

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👤︎ u/pikolo124

📅︎ Oct 27

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Hey girl, I’m a positive person.

When I say positive, I mean HIV.

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👤︎ u/AfricaToto93

📅︎ Oct 22

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Excuse me lady, I don't mean to disturb your day but I'll just like to know...

What's your name?

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👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy

📅︎ May 25

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Girl can you help me?

No Nut November is tomorrow and you know what that means.

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👤︎ u/Miner218

📅︎ Nov 01

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I need something shuttle

Something that doesn’t say hey I wanna smash or for people looking for a romantic relationship. Something that work good to get a girl interested and not in love with you. You know what I mean?

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👤︎ u/Killer_Kale

📅︎ Oct 08

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A wise man once said “To end suffering means to end all desires”

But I’m not sure I could do that with you on this planet

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👤︎ u/Dee-Pac-Man

📅︎ May 01

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i'd like to eat you out later

i mean eat out with you later

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👤︎ u/Lakshya04

📅︎ May 26

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Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?” Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

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👤︎ u/le_meme_memes

📅︎ Jun 03

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Girl I can show you the worl(Aladdin)

She says:"you mean world" You say: I can give you the D later

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👤︎ u/Snoo_108

📅︎ Sep 10

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Call me ben cause all my bitches 10

And Nah i aint mean it like that

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👤︎ u/Babatunde__Olatunji

📅︎ Aug 05

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Roses are red, the grass is green

I want you in my bed, if u know what I mean

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👤︎ u/Abo0ody644

📅︎ Jul 18

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I’m a heavy dude/former slovenly lothario and this one worked almost every time.

FYI: This is the condensed version. I had to work for it. It wasn’t as simple as just a few sentences. “Hey there! I’m Dave.” ((makes small talk...tries to get date)) Her: “Yeah, thanks but no thanks.” Me: “Why not? Is it my size? I mean, yeah, I’m fat, but so?” Her: “You said it, not me.” Me: “Ah, come on. There are a ton of guys out there named Dave I bet you’d go out with, but have you ever been out with a ton of guy named Dave?” Her: ((laughs...panties drop))

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👤︎ u/damronhimself

📅︎ Aug 25

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Damn girl I dont mean to be Frank...

But the best is yet to cum.

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👤︎ u/nycarlo718

📅︎ Aug 29

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Are you a dictionary?

Coze you gave a meaning to (my) life.

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👤︎ u/Memergp98

📅︎ Aug 20

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Yeah babe I'm incontinent.

But that just means more shitty shit piss poop 😉

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👤︎ u/DrSpiffman

📅︎ Aug 20

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I really don’t mean to interrupt you

Hey… I really don’t mean to interrupt you girls, but could I speak with you for a minute? I just won’t be able to forgive myself if I left this place without getting to know you…”

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👤︎ u/viralboy12

📅︎ Nov 23

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I don't mean to be rude, and I'd hate to be crude

But that butt you've got looks good enough to be food

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👤︎ u/TongsOfDestiny

📅︎ May 04

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Hey girl are you anonymous

'cause only you mean the real world to me.

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👤︎ u/ErjonM49

📅︎ Jun 01

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Are you my dictionary?

Because you give meaning to my life.

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👤︎ u/AdminVan

📅︎ Feb 19

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Is attraction physical or personality?

I think attraction is 75% physical and 25% personality. But I also think physical attraction is 50% personality and 35% how you act. But then again How you act is 33% of your personality. Which means you're in mathematical fact 100% gorgeous.

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👤︎ u/ComptonCribs

📅︎ Jul 03

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AYYE girl you got some cute jeans,

And when I mean jeans, I mean genes, those beautifully combined chromosomes

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👤︎ u/wolf_smh

📅︎ Jun 06

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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

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👤︎ u/celloninja7

📅︎ Apr 08

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I wouldn’t change a thing about you.

I mean besides that last name.

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👤︎ u/GoldenEcho404

📅︎ May 10

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Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

(I don’t mean this in the sexual way that it sounds.. I genuinely mean this in a ‘I’d like to take care of you’ way)

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👤︎ u/JulieDM223

📅︎ Jun 15

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Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom

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👤︎ u/jetblacksaint

📅︎ May 25

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I wanted to become an astronaut

But that would mean leaving both of my worlds

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👤︎ u/Manuel1007

📅︎ Jan 10

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he said "if you get what i mean" but i, in fact, do not get what he means

we'd been going back and forth with bad self decpreciating pick up lines on tinder for 2 or 3 days now, he said "i'd smash that mf 'turn off alarm' button if you catch my drift" but i do not catch his drift... is this a suicide joke (because like literally same)? is this a joke about turning off his alarm in the morning? i don't get it :-( does anyone know what he means, or at least have a good self deprecating pick up line i could use?

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👤︎ u/sad_dadclub

📅︎ Mar 23

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Another one for when he/she has a partner

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

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👤︎ u/yartonator

📅︎ Apr 27

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Hey girl, do you like carbon?

If so, that must mean you already like 18.5 percent of me!

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👤︎ u/SmRndmGeek

📅︎ Apr 13

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Damn girl, I'm like the christian crusaders and your legs are like the good word of Jesus

cuz i wanna spread it by any means necessary

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👤︎ u/EtheDemon

📅︎ Feb 28

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Are you this years date, because you are a 20/20

Date has 2 meanings lol

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👤︎ u/ginsyeng

📅︎ Jan 03

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Damn are you the new year?

Cause you’re a solid 10/10 “Don’t you mean 20/20?” Sure, but that’s not the only thing you can double

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👤︎ u/Sir-Tiedye

📅︎ Jan 02

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Hey girl are you the Russia government in 1917?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

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👤︎ u/NovaInvicta

📅︎ Dec 27

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Are you a dictionary?

Cause you’re adding meaning to my life

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👤︎ u/Midofoot

📅︎ Jan 11

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You can call me Earth...

I want to be something that means the world to you

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👤︎ u/musingsofmadness

📅︎ Dec 26

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Girl, are you a power socket?

Cos I would love to stick a knife into you (It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)

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👤︎ u/KeeperNog

📅︎ Nov 30

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If we dated, you’d be AirPods and I’d be an Android phone.

Girl: What do you mean? Me: We’d definitely be compatible, but everyone who saw us paired together would question why you don’t just upgrade to an iPhone.

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👤︎ u/quackf

📅︎ Apr 09

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Is that a fermata on your hand?

Because I want to hold it. (Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note)

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👤︎ u/iggyvolz

📅︎ Oct 27

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What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have. 2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.

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👤︎ u/NedtheDuck5

📅︎ Jan 01

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I love your piercing!

Does that mean I can pierce your second hole? :)

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👤︎ u/Jevvrreeee

📅︎ Sep 21

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The shower isn't the only thing you turn on

If you know what I mean

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👤︎ u/TreyLastname

📅︎ Jul 25

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Your my redstone to my lever

In minecraft when a lever is flipped the red stone glows/ turns on. This line means u turn her on.

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👤︎ u/Fresh_panther

📅︎ Jul 31

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Since there are 0 pickup lines I can find for someone called Izi here is one

Did you know your name derives from the ancient Egyptian and ancient Greek root isis, meaning gift of isis, She was one of the most powerful and used magic, when we matched I thought I felt a tingle in my stomach, you must of cast a spell on me

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👤︎ u/LucasLoci

📅︎ Jan 06

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Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

I have a bit of atractophobia, it means im afraid of attractive people like u

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👤︎ u/XD_CrazyDiscard

📅︎ Jun 19

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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

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👤︎ u/PM_UR_CROSS-STITCHES

📅︎ May 17

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Pickup lines for a girl called Natalya ?

Anything is welcome (cheesy, inappropriate, romantic, etc.) as long as it's not mean.

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👤︎ u/yumadbro6

📅︎ Oct 25

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Have you heard any good pickup lines?

I mean, a girl as pretty as you has got to have heard some pretty good ones.

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👤︎ u/S_T_R_Y_K_E_R

📅︎ Apr 06

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If you got stretch marks on your ass, its ok

That just mean you got a little tiger in you....... can i pet?

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👤︎ u/Domokidd

📅︎ Dec 01

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No means yes, but yes don't mean no

He girl are you....um.....uhh..um..I mean are you...well............I'll go

Hey girl, are you a snow day?

I mean the world's falling apart

Everything I do has a meaning.

If the meaning of "word" means you, guess what?

Can I call you my sin(π) 🥺👉👈?

Roses are red, Nani means "What"...

I mean I used this one multiple times on different girls and it could be used on anyone

Are you a dictionary?

Hey baby, are you a stimulus check?

I heard you're into bad boys,

hey wanna play a game ?

can't figure out the meaning

I have SEX DAILY I mean DYSLEXIA

Hey girl, are you communist?

Hey do you like my shoes?

Hey girl, I’m a positive person.

Excuse me lady, I don't mean to disturb your day but I'll just like to know...

Girl can you help me?

I need something shuttle

A wise man once said “To end suffering means to end all desires”

i'd like to eat you out later

Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl I can show you the worl(Aladdin)

Call me ben cause all my bitches 10

Roses are red, the grass is green

I’m a heavy dude/former slovenly lothario and this one worked almost every time.

Damn girl I dont mean to be Frank...

Are you a dictionary?

Yeah babe I'm incontinent.

I really don’t mean to interrupt you

I don't mean to be rude, and I'd hate to be crude

Hey girl are you anonymous

Are you my dictionary?

Is attraction physical or personality?

AYYE girl you got some cute jeans,

Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

I wouldn’t change a thing about you.

Are you a Chick-fil-A customer because it’d be my pleasure to serve you.

Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

I wanted to become an astronaut

he said "if you get what i mean" but i, in fact, do not get what he means

Another one for when he/she has a partner

Hey girl, do you like carbon?

Damn girl, I'm like the christian crusaders and your legs are like the good word of Jesus

Are you this years date, because you are a 20/20

Damn are you the new year?

Hey girl are you the Russia government in 1917?

Are you a dictionary?

You can call me Earth...

Girl, are you a power socket?

If we dated, you’d be AirPods and I’d be an Android phone.

Is that a fermata on your hand?

What’s a better slam at me being single?

I love your piercing!

The shower isn't the only thing you turn on

Your my redstone to my lever

Since there are 0 pickup lines I can find for someone called Izi here is one

Sorry if i seem shy or nervous around you,

How much do you know about astronomy?

Pickup lines for a girl called Natalya ?

Have you heard any good pickup lines?

If you got stretch marks on your ass, its ok

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