Wallet Pick up lines

The best Wallet pick up lines

Girl do you have a wallet?

Because I wanna rob you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/A_Guy_That_Exists89
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 13
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Oh no! My wallet is missing! Wanna know what else Iā€™m missing?

Your number in my phone.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ObviousImagination4
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 25
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You belong in my wallet

Because there's nothing but 10's in there
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Tokkule
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 12
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DamienJefron
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 06
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/RayAP19
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 25
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Are you a Capital One card?

'CAUSE WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ATrollNamedRod
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 20
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