Sandwich Pick up lines

The best Sandwich pick up lines

Do you like sandwiches?

cause let’s make one with my head and your thighs
👤︎ u/AnalBarrage
📅︎ Feb 01
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Wanna make a sandwich?

I'll be the peanut butter and you can be the jelly
👤︎ u/Brogomakishima
📅︎ Aug 27
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Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich bc your balls are HUGE!

GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.
👤︎ u/readandyype
📅︎ Feb 11
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Hey girl are you a Popeye's chicken sandwich?

Because I would stab somebody over you...
👤︎ u/deadollar
📅︎ Nov 10
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Are you a Subway sandwich?

Because you make my 6-inch a footlong ;)
👤︎ u/M_Huzaifa12
📅︎ Mar 02
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Hey dude are you a sandwich

Because I want to put my white sauce between your buns
👤︎ u/mymothersaidno
📅︎ Jan 11
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Are you a sandwich filler?

Because you're inbred.
👤︎ u/wonderbrawl
📅︎ Mar 02
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What kind of sandwich do you want?

Cuz I wanna pork
👤︎ u/Loyellow
📅︎ Nov 27
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Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.
👤︎ u/SemperFalluntIocis
📅︎ Aug 20
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Girl are you Popeyes chicken sandwich?

Cause I’d like to put my meat between your buns
👤︎ u/Vi_iX
📅︎ Aug 22
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Damn where you made from a girl

Cause you look like a sandwich
👤︎ u/MrHiggils
📅︎ Oct 29
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Damn girl, you must be sweet

‘Cause you lookin’ extra high-fructose. Edit: lmao, this popped into my head while I was making a sandwich and I just had to share.
👤︎ u/KugelBlitzSparks
📅︎ Sep 20
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Do you know the diffrence between a sandwich and a blowjob?

No? Let's have lunch.
👤︎ u/Ikbenaanhetwerkhoor
📅︎ Jan 05
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