Area Pick up lines

The best Area pick up lines

Iโ€™m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

*tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sofabeddd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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Hey girl, are you f(x)=x^(-1)?

Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now? Girl: You're on 4th street. Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Damn girl, are you area 51?

Because I'd die to get inside you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/negativefiveteen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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I'm sad that i can't make it to the area 51 raid.

But you could help me clap some alien cheeks, because that ass is outta this world.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/darigaaz08
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 07
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are you an Area 51 alien?

cause you look like one
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/syakirhaziq
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 26
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Are you from Area 51?

Itโ€™s because your beauty is out of this world.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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Hey girl are you area 51?

Cause I want to raid you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tjman461
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 26
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Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?

Cuz imma take you away from this place๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/throwaway8657899
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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Aye girl are you area 51

Because I wanna come in you with 2 million other people.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bezurc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IlIACElIl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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Hey, are you the Himalayas?

Coz you're hill areas
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/amanthatdontfall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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Are u located in area 51

Cause I'm tryna clap yo cheeks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HesitantResin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25
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Hey girl are you area 51?

Cuz the goverment is gonna shoot me if i get inside of you forcefully
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XxxchipyxxX_alt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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Are you post World War One?

Cuz your causing an uprising in some areas
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yeetboy2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 25
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I saw this ad on my phone

It said โ€Hot singles in your areaโ€ and it lead me to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Adolf-M-Stalin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 01
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Damn girl, I must be an integral

because i would love to fill the area under your curves
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/axadexc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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Thereโ€™s a difference between you and US us government

The government will shoot me for trying to get inside private areas
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/billy-joels-dad
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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You know how itโ€™s important not to waste water...

So why donโ€™t we shower together? *works best in a drought area*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rollen734
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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Whatโ€™s Seven long and you need from me ?

My phone number. I wouldโ€™ve given you my area code but I knew you wouldnโ€™t believe whatโ€™s 10 long and you need from me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/YungTesla59
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 11
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Do your clothes have a tangible equation associated with them?

Because I'd like to take the integral so I can learn more about the area underneath them.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tomcat_96
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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Are you a self service checkout?

Because I want to put my unexpected item in your bagging area
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jfb1337
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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Are you a calculus problem?

Cause i wanna find the area of your curves.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/N3verS0ft
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 16
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Hey girl are you from San Francisco?

Cause all I see is a Bรฆ in the area ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ImKawaiiAf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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Hey GURL you can call me a shower curtain

Cuz ima make sure you get wet in a visually isolated area
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Starboy11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink. Itโ€™s enjoyable. I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit. But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye. I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice. One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about. A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different. So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time. Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you canโ€™t just say โ€œhey, Iโ€™m not a rapistโ€, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't. After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that." My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again. Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me". That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip". She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride. The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption? I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Osborne26
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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