Score Pick up lines

The best Score pick up lines

Are you my credit score?

Cause you’re a 10
👤︎ u/Shazam8301
📅︎ Nov 13
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Hey girl are you my credit score?

Because I just want to get you high and purchase things with you.
👤︎ u/ImpossibleTheory9
📅︎ Sep 30
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You must be a high test score

*Cause I want to take you home and show you to my mother*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Aug 03
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Hey Girl, are you high test scores..?

Because, i wanna take you home show you to mumma
👤︎ u/kisss-my-axe
📅︎ Sep 24
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Damn girl are you my SAT scores

Because I know I can do better but I’m too lazy to try
👤︎ u/TattooGunsNRoses
📅︎ Aug 26
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Hey girl, are you the u/nice-scores leaderboard bot?

Because you aren’t in my life anymore
👤︎ u/Bravo11_5point7
📅︎ Jul 13
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Are you my credit score?

Because I’d look a lot better if you were high right now
👤︎ u/almostawake111
📅︎ Nov 07
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Are you my FICO credit score?

'Cuz I want to check you out, but I'm scared.
👤︎ u/pictureit17
📅︎ Oct 08
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I’m sincerely amazed at how you people don’t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass “nice” comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but it’s true
👤︎ u/NYRion7
📅︎ Jun 12
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Hey, you're like my chemistry test

Because when I think of either 1, I remember that the score is 10
👤︎ u/Kurian246
📅︎ Oct 21
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Are you my ACT score?

Because you’re a perfect 10
👤︎ u/Boisius
📅︎ Dec 20
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Hey, am I a hockey puck?

Cuz you shot your shot and I think you’re gonna score 😉
👤︎ u/panem123
📅︎ Apr 30
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Instagram Flirting 👀

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram. So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines. After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi😌😏". But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups 😂. But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?' Again I hit 'Do you know me ?' She replied 'Kon hooo bhai' "Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams" She : Aww that was cute 🥰 ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score She : 😂😂😂omg!!! Ima take that from you You should follow me so I can see your insta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And FU*K oucht
👤︎ u/mikepatell
📅︎ Jun 22
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Hey girl, will you play tennis with me?

So that we can tie our game of life with the score of love.
👤︎ u/thePROnoob98
📅︎ Apr 02
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Another one for when he/she has a partner

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
👤︎ u/yartonator
📅︎ Apr 27
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Tell me the craziest thing you’ve ever done

So I can give you my score on the crazy hot scale.
👤︎ u/ct_on_rd
📅︎ Apr 01
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Love is like a lottery.

Because when I met you I know I scored a jackpot.
👤︎ u/Guggera
📅︎ Mar 10
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Girl Osama would be proud

I need to strap a bomb to my chest and you l Just looking like what I need. INFEDELS!! I score tonight
👤︎ u/gamiGai
📅︎ Jul 12
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