There's Pick up lines

The best There's pick up lines

there's a cutie among us

and ur looking kinda sus
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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There's a lot of things we don't know about the universe...

All I know is that it starts with U N I
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Hey, call 911 there's a thief?

'Cuz this girl stole my heart
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheHofinstop
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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I'm just tryna h_g and c_ddle but there's one thing I'm missing

... u
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/evakatkar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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I think there's something wrong with my hand....

It's not around your neck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yuh_best_dan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 25
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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KrustyDaBeastTv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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I think there's something wrong with my cell phone?

It doesn't have your number in it.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Snoo_108
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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Don't be sad, you're so pretty...

there's no punchline, show me your tiddies.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Abhishekpanchal27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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I think there's something wrong with my phone I geuss?

Cuz I don't have your number in it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CarsonZeke
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 31
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there's gonna be seven planets left

after i destroy uranus
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nielot_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30
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There's a sale at my place

Clothes 100% off ๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/shivmplstop
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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Hey, there's something on your butt.

My eyes ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zeek1999
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 15
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I think there's something wrong with my eyes

Cuz you look like a million bucks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Furystar1703
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 02
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I'm declaring today a snow day.

Because there's snow day I can live without you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Eidalan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04
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Are you the Russian Revolution?

Because there's an uprising in my lower class.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/YukihyoUchiha
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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