Scream Pick up lines

The best Scream pick up lines

Are you Lewis Capaldi? Cuz I'd love to hear you scream.

This works wonders, trust.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bee957
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Damn girl, are you a haunted house

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/youstink2302
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Hey girl, did you know that every girl I've ever had sex with has come three times, screamed out loud and proclaimed their undying love for me when we finally finished?

So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With my sister..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fhoenixeterno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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what did you say your name was?

i want to make sure I'm screaming and moaning the right name
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Are you Gordan Ramsey?

Cuz by the end of the night you'll be screaming for my lamb sauce.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/24zsdbif
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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Damn girl, are you Gordon Ramsay?

Because you'll be screaming from my raw meat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/holyanis2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Hey girl, what’s the difference between you and a vacuum cleaner?

A vacuum cleaner doesn’t scream when I stick my dick in it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Are you a rollercoaster?

Because the faster you go, the harder I scream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JodenKiller88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Girl: Do I look like a haunted house?

Guy: no Girl: then you don’t need to scream when you come inside me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LongShlongo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Baby are you a haunted house....

Because I’m gonna scream when I’m inside you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HogHank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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Damn girl, are you my toe?

I would sure like to bang you on the table while screaming
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/asdgabor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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I'm not a horror movie but...

I can make you scream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Are you a rollercoaster?

Becaus the faster you go, the harder I scream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JodenKiller88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Are you a roller coaster??

Because the faster you go the louder I scream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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Would you like to come with me home

and play firemen? You scream, I squirt
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jotoko3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Want to get ice cream

Or can I make you scream for the cream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/datwhiteb0i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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Are u a haunted house?

Are u a haunted house ? Cause I'll scream when I come inside u !
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/apil1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Are you a catholic priest?

Because I can scream like a child...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamhumanchild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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What did you say your name was?

I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrBalderik
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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The girl with no name

I matched with a girl (not)named Arya. Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight. Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again. Should I marry her? I am skeptical, I like my posts read, not my wedding. Update: Me: Well, that was my plan for you later. Arya: We are probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fakeidforreddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Good thing it's spooktober

Cauz I'll make you scream even more
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Carapuceau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Are you a haunted house?

Cause I’m gonna scream when I come inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/patrickep05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EliasDontHurtEm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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BOO!!!! Oh you thought that was scary?

I'll have you screaming all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fivemans
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Are you a hunted house?

Cause I'm gonna scream when I come inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HolyWaterHangover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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Are you a metal singer?

Because I really want to hear you scream.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Woodyard801
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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told this one on my church camp

i dont care if your christian bby I can still make you scream oh god
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mallkonii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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Are you a Haunted House...

Cause I’m gonna scream when I cum inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RejBrandon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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Hey girl, call me flappy bird..

..because I only need like ten seconds to make you scream ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skwerilleee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Wanna know why my nickname is "roller coaster"?

I'm fast, wild, and fun. And when people ride me, they scream~
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaito-the-cute
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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