Cry Pick up lines

The best Cry pick up lines

Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chrisvidal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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If you were a tear drop,

*I would never cry in fear of losing you.*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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If you were a tear in my eye

I would never cry, for fear of losing you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FunkDoctaSteve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phant00n
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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If you were a tear in my eye

I would never cry for fear of losing you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FunkDoctaSteve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redditisbootiful
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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I'm here if you need a shoulder to cry on...

The funny thing about my shoulder is... It's my penis.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnny-wvrl0rd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NickGarcia19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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You remind me of my shower

Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedmalkin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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angsty/depressing pickup lines anyone?

i'm looking for angsty and depressing pickup lines, so if ya have any, i would appreciate it if you commented them below! so far i have: I'll be your chocolate bunny, delicious on the outside and completely empty on the inside Are you a shower? Cause i could see myself slipping into you and then crying uncontrollably
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platinumblues
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Hey hey hey baby, if I was a werewolf I’d be howling. 😳 Cause that ass a full moon. 🌚 Awooooo! 🐺

I came up with this and if you take credit for it I’ll cry.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SolidReddit1337
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Are you my Therapist?

Because I want to see you every week, cry to you, and spend lots on you for Absolutely nothing in return
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlterXade10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Hey girl are you an onion?

Because cutting you would make me cry...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ryder2300
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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I need good old self deprecating pickup lines.

Something along the lines of "hey girl. You remind me alot of my shower. Because I wanna cry inside you"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theodork69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Are you a horror movie?

Because I'd cry over you for months on end.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlannaNoel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Hey there I’m playing detective

And you fit the description of the culprit that [made a few boys cry earlier]. You’ve got the same [beautiful eyes, cute face, sexy outfit, killer body, and smile], that I’ve been looking for all night! I’m going to have to bring you in for a one on one.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superfsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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8 Lines Women Want To Hear From YOU

Eight Lines Ladies Want To Hear From You Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart: β€’ Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile? β€’ Excuse me, I think it's time we met. β€’ So, do you know any good pick-up lines? β€’ Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)? β€’ How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me? β€’ You look like you could use some company. β€’ Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside? β€’ You are too beautiful for me not to talk to. The lines might be fun to try β€” say, on a bet β€” but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains β€” and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel. A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mscfounders
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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