Split Pick up lines

The best Split pick up lines

Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
👤︎ u/cowboywithnoboots
📅︎ Oct 26
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Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)
👤︎ u/vaibhvkumar
📅︎ Dec 09
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So how are we splitting the construction costs?

Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.
👤︎ u/donne_54
📅︎ Mar 17
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Are you on your period?

Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.
👤︎ u/XeroMMR
📅︎ Dec 10
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So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be
👤︎ u/Chemical_Taint
📅︎ Mar 22
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Are you the nation of Czechoslovakia?

Because I want to split you in half
👤︎ u/billy-joels-dad
📅︎ Feb 27
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Your legs are like an Oreo

Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
👤︎ u/thefakebrit8
📅︎ Mar 29
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Your legs are like an oreo

Cause I want to split them and lick all the good stuff in between.
👤︎ u/tturr8827
📅︎ Oct 24
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You can call me Moses...

Because I can split your Red Sea.
👤︎ u/Visual_Kaleidoscope
📅︎ Mar 05
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Your legs are like Oreos…

I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.
👤︎ u/RyRyGuy104
📅︎ Sep 09
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I'm about to simulate pangea seperating with you,

because I'm about split your ass cheeks apart.
👤︎ u/recrat
📅︎ Jan 22
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If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.
👤︎ u/00wolfQUEEN
📅︎ Nov 08
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Are you a big bowl of pistachios?

Coz I wanna keep splitting you open through Netflix
👤︎ u/ShireToNYC
📅︎ Sep 23
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