Shirt Pick up lines

The best Shirt pick up lines

Hey what’s written on your shirt

*they say whatever text is on their shirt* I was wondering if I can read it in Braille?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elephantman_5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Hey, that shirt is very becoming on you

Of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming too
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jwittkopp227
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Do you know what my shirt is made of?

Boyfriend material.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/entropyconquers
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Girl I'm jealous of your shirt

Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gwhite305
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Idk if my shirt is made of boyfriend material or not...

But I'm pretty sure I'm cott-on you πŸ€ͺ - Day 16
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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That shirt looks great on you

So would I
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DustyMage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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*My friend reading my shirt*: I'm just here for the food

Me: Yeah and right now you look like a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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That shirt looks good on you...

but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kids_tabl3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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That's a nice shirt... (Not mine. Heard it from someone else)

That's a nice shirt. Wanna see me talk you out of it?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/00wolfQUEEN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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You know what this shirt is made of?

Boyfriend material
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Telum23
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Can I read your t-shirt?

In Braille
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZenAckley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Hey sir are you my bra strap?

Cuz I want to hook you up and get you under my shirt.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zeek1999
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Hey girl you want to know what this shirt is made out of?

Girlfriend material.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cyber_hooligan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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That shirt is very becoming on you.

If I was on you, I’d be coming too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NachoAverageMuenster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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Would you mind taking off your shirt?

I’d like to see how an angel hides her wings.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/George9367
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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That shirt looks very becoming on you

Of course if i was on you id be cumming to
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/m0rganllxd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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That shirt is very becoming of you.

If I was on you I'd be cumming too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vehue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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That shirt looks becoming on you. . .

Then again, if I were one you, I'd be cumming too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EP1CFA1L69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Lick your fingerprint

And touch her shirt and say β€œWe should get you home and out of those wet clothes”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jack195103
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Help requested I’m programmer, she is tester

Hello! I need your help, as I’m running out of pickuplines after few weeks. In case someone is in same situation - my last one was - I came with t shirt with bug print on it and I said this t shirt is the bug we need to remove, any other ideas?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sauliusonis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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