Sense Pick up lines

The best Sense pick up lines

I have a dry sense of humour

Because I was busy getting you wet.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/whypranav
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thaijahn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 08
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Hey can you tell me in which direction north is?

Cause i have lost my sense of direction after seeing you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sunridersurya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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Is your sense of humour shit

Cause I like the taste of it ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SVT85
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 09
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Hey sense we all gonna die of corona time

Do u wanna be my motivation to live?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheGarlic_Gladiator
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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Probably depends on her sense of humor...

Me: You in that dress is the second hottest thing I've ever seen. Her: what's the first? Me: you/2. I'm a psycho ๐Ÿ™‚
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Hemingray1893
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 25
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If I read your name backwards, it's "xyz"..

Yeah, it makes no sense, so does you not being in a relationship with me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasteruwu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 21
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If I had a soul, you'd be my soulmate.

Haven't tried it, but I think it would be good for those with a dark sense of humour.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AussieMircrowave
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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damn girl are you five gum?

because youโ€™re stimulating my senses (fun fact, this has been used on me before)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/akj104
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was โ€ฆ \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnยดt reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, โ€œI am going to show you I can do it on my ownโ€. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time ๐Ÿคฃ) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say โ€œHiโ€ it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangsโ€ฆand girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 14
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one ๐Ÿคซ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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Hey girl, are you a McDonalds?

Cuz I'm McLovin it Also I just found out my bf is a lurker here and now everything makes sense
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Vegas_Vanna
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 08
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Hey girl are you 5 gum

Cause you elevate my senses
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dudebroman19401
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why Iโ€™m falling for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SlickNick74
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ainโ€™t soft anymore

If that makes sense probably not
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DannyT23
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 22
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Are you an organ donor?

โ€œYes.โ€ - That makes sense cause you seem like the type of girl who would give their heart away. โ€œNo.โ€ - thatโ€™s crazy cause I can see you being the kind of girl whoโ€™d give their heart away.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dwreck9311
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 09
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Hey girl are you todayโ€™s date?

Cause you donโ€™t make sense
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thatdude_91
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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*walks up to girl with phone out to โ€œcompareโ€ with girl*

*looks at girl* *looks at phone* *looks at girl* *looks at phone* *swipe up* *** this only makes sense if youโ€™ve used tinder lololol
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mrikbob
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bsbnsc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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Any good pickup lines for someone named taitum

She has a super dry sense of humor if that helps
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_The_Navyviper_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 20
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I may not be 5 gum...

But I can stimulate your senses.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LePetitGarcon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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