Army Pick up lines

The best Army pick up lines

Are you the german army? Because I'm going to...

Fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/progresivenormie69
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 10
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Are you a Union Army General?

Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DatBishKate
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 01
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Are you the french army?

Because Iā€™m gonna push you until Verdun.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/epixpowned
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 04
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Are you an army vet? Because after you be with me, you'll have PTSD.

Post Traumatic SEX Disorder Sex
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SpookDaddy-
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 17
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Are you the French Army?

Because I'll push you till Verdun
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/bohemianrasperry
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 13
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Damn girl you're like a Middle Eastern rebel army....

Cause theres a political uprising in my pants. From a show called Letterkenny just made the smallest of change to it.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ZachandhisCat
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 26
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