Alphabet Pick up lines

The best Alphabet pick up lines

If I could rearrange the alphabet

I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together
👤︎ u/CalmComputer25
📅︎ Feb 02
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You remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet

Her: But there’s 26 letters in the alphabet. Me: Oh, how could I forget U R A Q T. Her: Wait, that’s only 25 letters!? Me: Excuse me, but you can get that D later.
👤︎ u/AdFlashy9005
📅︎ Feb 12
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You remind me of my favorite letters in the alphabet.

U R A Q T
👤︎ u/youngbuckaroonie
📅︎ Nov 29
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Baby If I could rearrange the Alphabet

I would put your D inside my V.
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Nov 18
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Me:there are 20 letters in the alphabets right?

Her:no there are 26 Me:oh I forgot u r a q t Her:these are 5 Me:oh ill give you the d later
👤︎ u/Mufreezy10
📅︎ Sep 17
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If I can rearrange the alphabets...

I'll put u and i together
👤︎ u/Mufreezy10
📅︎ Sep 20
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Alphabet starts with A BC

Number starts with 1 2 3 Music starts with Do Re Mi So can love start with you and me
👤︎ u/AdminVan
📅︎ Mar 20
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Know what I’d do if I could rearrange the alphabet ?

I’d put the D in U
👤︎ u/Benalreadydidit
📅︎ Jul 31
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Wanna know my favorite letters of the alphabet

U R A Q T D N U
👤︎ u/wovkefather
📅︎ Jun 17
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I suck at reciting the alphabets

because i am always missing u :-(
👤︎ u/bryancty
📅︎ Jan 24
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[long] Hey wanna do you wanna sing the alphabet?

Me: a Her: b Me: c Her: d Me: e Her: f Me: go out with me? I just realised this is a shit pickup line
👤︎ u/LilP1xel
📅︎ Mar 01
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Hey look I can say the alphabet A,B,C ,E

Oh look I forgot the D in you.
👤︎ u/fazesamurai145
📅︎ Apr 14
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I consider my life to be like the alphabet.

Without U, it's incomplete.
👤︎ u/TheKittyCow
📅︎ Mar 25
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Hey I heard you stole three letters from the alphabet...

Can't you just give them back u q t
👤︎ u/zacklandy
📅︎ Dec 21
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Theres only 20 letters in the alphabet

Me: There's twenty letters in the alphabet Crush: No there's 26 Me: I forgot u r a q t Crush: That's 25 Me: I'll give you the D later
👤︎ u/TriCoax
📅︎ Dec 11
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If I could rearrange the alphabet

I'd put this D all up N U
👤︎ u/EliasDontHurtEm
📅︎ Mar 12
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There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?

Oh, I forgot u r a q t. I'll give you the d later.
👤︎ u/givinhi
📅︎ Jan 14
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I’m fascinated by the English alphabets

Especially U
👤︎ u/hotoatcereal
📅︎ Jan 02
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Me: You remind me of the 25 letters in the alphabet

Her: what about the other one Me: I'll give you the D in the morning
👤︎ u/imthatyeetboi
📅︎ Jun 25
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd leave it as it is. Some things are already at their best, that's why I want you the way that you are.
👤︎ u/TastyPoisonVial
📅︎ Jul 22
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Wanna hear me do the alphabet?

A B C D E F G R U D T F with me?
👤︎ u/AllMightyMan
📅︎ Aug 23
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If I could rearrange the alphabet

I would put U and I together
👤︎ u/RealMKM
📅︎ Feb 25
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There are only 24 letters in my alphabet...

"All I'm missing is 'U'!" If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice... "Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"
👤︎ u/yourmotheraplover
📅︎ Jul 02
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I managed to copywrite some letters of the alphabet...

I'd totally lose an "I" to get "U"
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ May 10
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Girl you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet

Girl: aren't there 26 letters Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t Girl: that's still 25 Boy: silly me, you can get the D later
👤︎ u/smashm21
📅︎ Mar 25
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If i could rearrange the alphabets...

I'd put my dick in your godamn mouth 🤪😂
👤︎ u/Aarya_v1
📅︎ Feb 20
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Me: You remind me of the 21 letters of the alphabet...

You: But there are 26 letters in the alphabet. You’re missing 5! Me: Oh, excuse me. I forgot U R A Q T...
👤︎ u/mathemagician21
📅︎ Jul 31
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Dang, I know every letter in the alphabet…

I just wish that I know u
👤︎ u/MineralMan105
📅︎ May 01
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If I were a letter in the alphabet I'd be a Q,

Because I always want to be next to U.
👤︎ u/ninja_monkey_
📅︎ Jan 10
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Little urgent help pls ...

Her initial is Z and mine is Y. Anything can think of a smooth pick up line using that info ? Maybe something to do with the Alphabet song on how it ends with "YZ" ? lol
👤︎ u/simplyyy
📅︎ Sep 01
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Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

"no there is 26" "oh I forgot U R A Q T" "That's still only 25?!?" "dont worry you'll get the D later"
👤︎ u/Darth_Grandma
📅︎ Aug 18
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.
👤︎ u/In--Flagrante
📅︎ Aug 24
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If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd stick my dick in your ass
👤︎ u/duuden
📅︎ Jul 17
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Well, this is interesting

Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet. Her: How so? Me: I'm saving U R A Q T for you. Her: Doesn't that make it 21 letters left? Me: I'm also saving the D for you.
👤︎ u/funnyape
📅︎ Feb 22
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I want to be with you forever

Because I don’t want you to be ‘x’ in my Life’s alphabets
👤︎ u/flashboi97
📅︎ May 19
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