Separate Pick up lines

The best Separate pick up lines

What do you use to separate dihydrogen monoxide as it resides in a solid state?

An ice breaker!
👤︎ u/hfoxtail
📅︎ Jun 05
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Damn girl are you a lawyer

Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial
📅︎ Sep 15
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Ayy bby, if you were a class and I were a separate function,

would you let me manipulate your private members?
👤︎ u/vasilescur
📅︎ Aug 27
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Hey girl, are you oxygen?

Cuz i would literally die if i were separated from you for long enough...
📅︎ Aug 06
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