Shoulder Pick up lines

The best Shoulder pick up lines

I already have two shoulders

Two knees, And more than enough toes... The only thing I need right now is head. Will you give me some?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/erikerik1634
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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shoulders, knees, and toes

iโ€™ll give you the head later
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Man_Of_Vs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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Tap on the shoulder, look em up and down* โ€œWhy are you yelling at me?โ€

Her: Uhm Iโ€™m not You: oh Iโ€™m sorry, you werenโ€™t yelling...but youโ€™re eyes were Boom*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EmreCanEmreWill
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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your legs seem kinda tired...

wanna rest them on my shoulders ;))
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wovkefather
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Corny but it worked on me!

(Usually best done around lunch time) * drop sugar packet * * tap girl on shoulder * "Hey, you dropped your name tag" and give her the suger ๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rashmichele
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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I'm here if you need a shoulder to cry on...

The funny thing about my shoulder is... It's my penis.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/johnny-wvrl0rd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 12
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