Sheets Pick up lines

The best Sheets pick up lines

Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets

I like taking things slow
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 17
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Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/ChJakeBu
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 21
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Hey are you my bed sheets

Cause you reek of piss
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Bruhmann07
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 30
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Hey girl, are you my stapler?

Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/dibmembrane
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 09
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Are you Jeffrey Epstein?

Cause you can hang in my sheets.šŸ˜˜
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Don-of-may
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 18
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Hey girl are you a stapler?

Cause Iā€™d slam you on some sheets.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Mirz341
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 13
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My job is to clean the streets...

But I'm a Janitor in the sheets.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/TheWaluigiGamer
šŸ“…ļøŽ Apr 19
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I'm kawaii in the streets...

but hentai in the sheets.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jun 06
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Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes) If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment. If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind. You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get. You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets. If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing. My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper. We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets. Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you. I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate. Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going. Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/mrdrproffpatrick
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 09
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