Shitty Pick up lines

The best Shitty pick up lines

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_ieya_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 20
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Roses are red, quarantine's been shitty

When this is all over, can I please touch your titties
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FanOfFood
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 05
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Rose are red quarantine is shitty ( italian lovers only)

La sola cosa che mi fa contento sono le tue tette al vento. ( FREE translation of: the only thing thatbmakes me happy is a pic of your titty.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/claudioSMRun
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 24
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Girl are you a shitty hose?

Cuz youโ€™re hella kinky
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/krOgH1369
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 02
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Looks like you dropped something

Never mind itโ€™s just my shitty pickup line
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WolfBlaster133
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didnโ€™t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul Iโ€™d ask them if I could hit it. Theyโ€™d let me, Iโ€™d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the โ€œcan I hit your juulโ€ to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lizbradley33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 15
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Yeah babe I'm incontinent.

But that just means more shitty shit piss poop ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DrSpiffman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 20
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You know after seeing your brother and sister I think I got competition but you donโ€™t.

Yes I know this is shitty and has an incest joke, but ya know uh yeah.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Half-PunchMan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 31
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