Mount Pick up lines

The best Mount pick up lines

Your breasts are similar to mount rushmore cause I'd like my face to be amongst them.

💆‍♂️okay
👤︎ u/torrenter_11
📅︎ Jul 26
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Do you drink Mountain Dew? Cause I'd mount and do you ;)

end me
👤︎ u/Cerbrives
📅︎ Apr 29
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Girl are you /dev/sda1

Coz I really wanna mount you...
👤︎ u/AamArmaan
📅︎ Jan 20
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Are you mount Everest

Because I can't stop putting my everesting love towards you.
👤︎ u/J4FR4NG0
📅︎ Dec 17
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Girl, you must be a spare tire

Because I want to mount you, pump you full, and let you down easy
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Oct 24
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You remind me of a green bottle

I wanna mount and do you.
👤︎ u/madmonkreborn
📅︎ Aug 11
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Are you a trophy bass?

Because I don't know if I want to mount you, or eat you.
👤︎ u/hippyguy35
📅︎ Jul 18
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Girl you're like mountain dew...

Cause I wanna mount and do you 👻 - Day 40
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 13
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Hey are you a wall mounted TV?

Because you are flat
👤︎ u/citatel
📅︎ Oct 13
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You're like an award winning fish

I don't know whether to eat you or mount you
👤︎ u/mimipoodle98
📅︎ Aug 17
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Are you Mountain Dew?

Because I’d mount and dew you
👤︎ u/mackennnnaa
📅︎ Nov 19
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Hey girl, are you a flag?

Cause I'd like to mount you on my pole
👤︎ u/DisTwitch11
📅︎ Feb 09
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