Shortage Pick up lines

The best Shortage pick up lines

Excuse me, ma’am, are you aware of the ongoing coin shortage?

Because you’re the first dime I’ve seen since March!!

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👤︎ u/8shtee

📅︎ Dec 10

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Have you heard about the cheese shortage?!

I guess some really awesome guy stole it all for this pickup line.

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👤︎ u/NotRandomness

📅︎ Mar 24

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