Vent Pick up lines

The best Vent pick up lines

Can we play among us?

Except I'm the Imposter and you're the vent ;)
👤︎ u/shoyakunn
📅︎ Nov 08
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Are you the imposter?

Because you just vented down my heart.
📅︎ Oct 26
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Damn girl are you an imposter?

Cuz you just vented down my heart.
📅︎ Oct 12
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Hey are you an impostor?

Cos i would like to go through your vent
📅︎ Oct 22
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Are you the other imposter?

Cause I wanna take you in the vents with me
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Sep 23
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Are you the imposter ??

Because I just found you venting down into my heart.
👤︎ u/aamer__ali
📅︎ Oct 05
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Are you the white mountains?

Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff). Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this. She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea
📅︎ May 21
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Starbucks pickup lines?

The only two I can think of are: 1. I like you a latte 2.That's not the only thing vente around here. Y'all know any others?
📅︎ Jan 14
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