Sliding Pick up lines

The best Sliding pick up lines

I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with β€œMans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day” Trust me guys, it worked. Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/widowmaker69420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence. Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid. Obligatory "Works every time"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diamondragan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Hey, my names ________

But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H0L3PUNCH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Hey girl are you a butter?

Cause i couldn't stop myself, from sliding into your DM
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Quick i need any pickup line

I'm sliding into a girls dms
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-ButterStick-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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