Shot Pick up lines

The best Shot pick up lines

I like my women how I like my deer

Big racks and horny, and Iโ€™m gunna take a shot at you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/XeroMMR
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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Are you a shot of whiskey?

Because you look like a bad decision I want to make over and over again.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tradingthoughts
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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Are you a basketball hoop

Are you a basketball hoop cas I would love to make a shot at you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fuckaduck009
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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Hey girl, i need a cardiologist now?

Cause your eyes shot straight into my heart!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pogba-akshay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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Damn girl, are you a cop?

Cuz I want you to shoot your shot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/crykiwi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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Hey are you a Tiger tank?

Cause i'd like to have a shot at that rear
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Effective-Amoeba401
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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Hey girl, are you from America

Because I am gonna shoot my shot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/abhi_pal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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Hey girl, are you a shot of tequila?

cause I'm an alcoholic...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mystic-milkyway
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 20
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Hey girl, I know you and I are a "long shot"...

But I'm hoping you'll be the Charlize Theron to my Seth Rogen ๐Ÿ˜ I dunno, thought it was creative.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jstrummer8
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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Hey girl, are you a student in an American school?

Because Iโ€™d totally give you a shot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lemoonpai
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 28
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Hey, am I a hockey puck?

Cuz you shot your shot and I think youโ€™re gonna score ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/panem123
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 30
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You miss 100% of the shots you donโ€™t take, so let me shoot a load on you?

Credit to Michael Scott for the first part, obviously.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CTStark
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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Are you a basketball?

Cuz Iโ€™m boutta shoot my shot: you wanna go out on a date and do an ungodly amount of opiates and nod off?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/throwaway42069365
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03
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Roses are red, Nani means "What"...

I've come to you, to shoot my shot - Day 121
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 06
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Man, I must be a stormtrooper

Cuz everytime I shoot my shot it misses
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Redblackberry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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Since thereโ€™s no vaccine for this virus yet

Allow me to shoot my shot instead
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/john_smith860
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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Hey girl are you black

Cuz I think I got a shot on you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/joeywaschandler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 21
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Damn girl are you COVID-19 ?

Because ima need another shot to convince myself that we can go out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/____okay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 27
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Tomatoes are red, pickuplines I don't have a lot...

But Damn you're piping hot, my friends said I should try cause why not, so here I am shooting my shot - Day 26
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddyโ€™s girlfriend (letโ€™s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (โ€œomg I love your hair color who is your stylist?โ€ โ€œwow that jacket is awesome, where can I find oneโ€ etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she canโ€™t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following โ€œMy friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we canโ€™t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?โ€ Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannahโ€™s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that sheโ€™s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because youโ€™re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two arenโ€™t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not_That_Tall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Are you a basketball hoop?

Because Iโ€™ll probably miss when I shoot my shot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Scicrypi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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I want to do something very unique you havenโ€™t experience before are you up for it?

Yes what is it Do you want to marry me right here right now? I know itโ€™s a long shot but you look astonishing and your profile says it all for me. So what do you say?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wissile
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 23
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Hey girl, are you a goalkeeper

Coz I wanna take a few shots at your goal
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kdash_2307
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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Hey girl, are you a doctor?

Cause I think you have to give me a shot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Dang_David
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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