Spanish Pick up lines

The best Spanish pick up lines

Do you live in moors here's a letter

Nobody excepts the SPANISH LOVE INQUISITION
👤︎ u/frisguy1
📅︎ Jan 17
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Hey girl can you be my Spanish class?

Because you can fuck me in the ass all year
📅︎ Dec 11
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Hey girl, are you a spanish letter B?

'Cause I think I can call you bae. Explanation: In spanish, B is pronounced like "bae." Not sure if this is original, just thought of it in Spanish today.
👤︎ u/Mindstorm89
📅︎ Oct 30
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Need pick up lines in spanish

Nada convencional :v
👤︎ u/Shootersoul
📅︎ Mar 22
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
📅︎ Nov 08
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