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The best Ready pick up lines

Hey Girl, Are you Suicide?

Because I'm ready to Commit
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zlogonjepissa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Are you a blacksmith?

Because You make my sword hard and ready to penetrate.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VergilArcanis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Hey girl are you a government job?

Cause I am ready to prepare for making you mine, even it takes years
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sunridersurya
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Are you a little Caesar’s pizza?

Because you look hot and ready.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Moisty-Mangus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Ay girl call me a gardener

Cause I'm ready to put my seed in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Smoky_protec_lolis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Hey girl! are you suicide?

cuz I'm ready to commit :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/munnaa-bhaiyaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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You said you are a mystery ryt?

Imma sherlock, ready to be solved? ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/loldedend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Hey girl, can I call you "rocky soil"?

Because I want to plow you until you're ready for my seed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Hey girl, are you suicide?

Cause I'm ready to commit.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_part_time_ninja
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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Are you a library book?

Because I’m ready to take care of you for only a month before you go back to where you belong
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lauramble247
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Do you work at little Caesars

Cause your hot and I’m ready
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Introvert_human_Will
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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You look like came from a theme park

Bc you are ready for a ride
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TrashPanda_585
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Do you work at little Caesar's?

Because you're hot and I'm ready
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DazedStew
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Are you a toddler playing in the road

Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thehairypotatocouch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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Are you a Little Caeser's pizza?

Cause you're hot and I'm ready. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Gets me every time.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/InquiringMind2890
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Do you have a boyfriend?

Her: Yes You: When you're ready for a manfriend you know where I am
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/QTheGameLover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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You work at little ceasers

Cause your hot and im ready
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TatanVoyahe810
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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Are you my Test in a week?

Cause I'm not ready yet but I'm gonna do you some day.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not_instant_ramen17
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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Like Little Caesar's...

Like little Caesar's....I'll be Hot N Ready within 5 minutes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vampz_Love
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Hey, you look like hell.

Hot as f*ck and ready to get freaky.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cat2700
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Hey girl, are we playing hide and seek?

Because ready or not, here I cum!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XTheSniperGodX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing β€œshhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Get ready for a dumb line

β€œHey girl! Let’s act like magellanic penguins and mate for life”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpartanDucke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Wanna commit animal cruelty?

Becuse i’m ready to hammer some pussy!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afatcatfromsweden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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I'm just a basic guy...

Who for you is even ready to die - Day 64
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Hey! Are you pickup lines?

Coz I'm always ready to use you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamertheysay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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I'll knock on your door with a broom

Ready to sweep you of your feet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigdaddymaki
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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Are you from Little Caesars

Cause you're hot and I'm ready
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/percycatson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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Are we at Little Caesar’s?

Cause you’re hot and I’m ready
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tha_hawk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21
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Hey girl are you little Cesar’s

Cuz you’re hot and I’m ready
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/calvin_and_hobbes11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Are you like thanksgiving turkey?

Because I got my stuffing ready for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superfsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Are you Little Caesar’s?

Because you’re hot and I’m ready
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/toottboott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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Consider me a doctor...

because I’m ready to rearrange your guts.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bamjeep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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could u teach me to be a quidditch player?

bc i’m ready to hop on ur broom stick
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/starsaisy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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Civil Engineering Pickup Lines

Ready, Set, Go:
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moses_yolanda_singh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Are you a pizza from little caesars?

You're looking hot and ready
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McGroon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Law school pickup lines

Ready, set, go ;
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/commielel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Christmas pick up line

I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready Instead of sitting on santa’s lap you can sit on my face and receive everything you’ve ever wanted
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cwall1421
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Ayy baby, ya know why they call my dick the Solid State Drive?

It'll be ready to go in 10 seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billsmitherson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Do you work at Little Caesars?

Cause you look hot-n-ready.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Murican_Freedom1776
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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