Similar Pick up lines

The best Similar pick up lines

Hey girl you know what's similar between you and my mirror?

I'll pin both of you against the wall
👤︎ u/Khukundi
📅︎ Oct 26
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Cutie, what's the similarity between my love for you and toxicity on internet?

Both are increasing day by day.
👤︎ u/Insanevampire
📅︎ Nov 20
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Your breasts are similar to mount rushmore cause I'd like my face to be amongst them.

💆‍♂️okay
👤︎ u/torrenter_11
📅︎ Jul 26
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Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 29
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What is similar between me and you?

We are both gonna orgasm pretty soon
👤︎ u/Shreya001
📅︎ May 18
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What’s the similarity and difference between you and a pillow?

The similarity is that I wanna see you both in my bed, the difference is that I wanna see you without your case
👤︎ u/lemoonpai
📅︎ Jun 10
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Do you know the similarities between noodles and women?

They both wiggle when you eat them.
👤︎ u/LouisVonTrap
📅︎ Jun 16
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) 👉😎👉
👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_
📅︎ Dec 20
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What's the similarity between us and the qwerty keyboard?

U and I are supposed to be next to each other
👤︎ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
📅︎ Jan 25
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Similarity between an 80 yo guy and me

I'm 80 years old inside
👤︎ u/nigrofox
📅︎ Jul 10
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Poems are stupid, just like I am for you (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)
👤︎ u/xXFangregaliaXx
📅︎ Jul 31
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Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

Cuz you have an accent that’s very similar to the accents of the people that I met that are from Tennessee, and I saw a Tennessee license plate outside, so someone here is probably from Tennessee. (Found in r/antijokes, thought u guys would appreciate it).
👤︎ u/password2187
📅︎ Mar 29
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Have you ever ordered takeout at a busy fast food restaurant in the middle of rushhour?

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like. \*fingerguns*
👤︎ u/Pokemaster131
📅︎ Dec 18
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