Soft Pick up lines

The best Soft pick up lines

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster

Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kruziiksil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Damn those spreadsheets look soft as hell

Would you like to try them with me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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What kind of mattresses are you into? Firm? Soft?

You should see mine, it’s definitely a mattress you could get into.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jimcraigthehopper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

If that makes sense probably not
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DannyT23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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You like soft drinks?

Cuz I can Mountain Dew you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arch3typ3_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Hey girl, call me a pigeon cause

I'm trying to drop something soft, white, and wet on your head later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirGoaty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Hey, is your name Microsoft,

Because I see you crashing at my place tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anshganatra
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Girl, you remind me of a deviled egg

Firm bottom, soft inside, and covered in spice
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Hey girl are you Bill Gates?

Cause you make my micro soft
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/antonygrozer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
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I wanna punch you in the face

Softly with my lips
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/divyaaaaaaaaaam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Are you a word document,

Because you are making my micro soft
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XxIi888iIxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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I'm no weatherman but

You should climb into bed tonight expecting 7-10 inches only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes😏.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lifesduff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Are you an open fracture?

β€˜Cause I can feel you penetrating my soft tissue.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/queenettt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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