Single Pick up lines

The best Single pick up lines

I’m glad I turned off my VPN because I just found a hot single in my area.

*tip: use this when you know they are hot, single, and in your area for better results.
👤︎ u/sofabeddd
📅︎ Feb 16
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I’m newly single and...

My pickups are lame, but come over tonight and I’ll show you my tongue game
📅︎ Feb 04
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If you are single in ten years and I’m single in ten years, do you think maybeeeee...

You could shoot me in the back of the head executioner style
📅︎ Dec 02
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If I had a single flower for every time I think about you,

I could walk forever in my garden.
📅︎ Jan 06
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Hey girl, are you single again?

Because without your monster you're a cookie
📅︎ Oct 29
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say “I don’t know what to say when I approach a woman,” so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The “value” you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must “hook” her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say “Hey, you look fucking amazing” or “Hey you look fucking hot” or “Hey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etc…” or “I fucking love your energy and aura.” If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with “What’s your name” or something like “You are hot, but are you nice/cool/etc…?” If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like “You look like you are having the most fun of any person here” or “Damn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonight” or “Thanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.” I can already hear you dorks squealing “you can’t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etc…” Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. “Hi, my name is X. What’s yours?” This is good for more formal situations where you can’t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with “Hey, how are you?” or “What’s going on with you?” or “Hey, what’s up?” Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say “Hey I’m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.” If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: “Sorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.” If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say “you are too hot for these guys you are with.” If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. “So, what’s your deal?” (with a sly grin) “Congratulations, what’s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?” If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. “Where were you before this?” or “What have you been up to tonight?” “What did you do today?” (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). “What brings you here tonight?” “Have you been here before?” “Are you having a fun night?” “How do you guys know each other?” (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with “hey my name is” your second line can be “you look fucking hot.” If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesn’t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and “conquer” the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what ‘the best’ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say “these are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.” You are right – you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no “wrong” answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to “win” or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches people’s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etc… **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like “what is your favorite movie or album”? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy – if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
👤︎ u/Woujo
📅︎ Dec 22
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I don’t know a single thing about poker

But I could be the king of your heart
📅︎ Jul 27
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Works every single time

f*ck me if im wrong but dinosaurs still exist right??
👤︎ u/xziz6
📅︎ Sep 07
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I would burn every single damn chair in this world...

So my face would be the last thing you sit on
👤︎ u/MizterMC
📅︎ Dec 25
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I'm gonna sue spotify

for not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
📅︎ Nov 08
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Hey girl, do me a favor. Can you look up and tell me what’s the #1 single on Billboard?

Her - tells you Billboard is lying. You are.
👤︎ u/nsj23
📅︎ Apr 27
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Drake is a top 10 single

But there's only 1 hot single I can see
📅︎ Apr 23
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Noticed the mistake in the latest music charts?

They forgot to list you in their hottest singles
👤︎ u/WaidWilsen
📅︎ Jun 21
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Did you know that 55% of people are single?

How about we change that?
👤︎ u/chromst
📅︎ Feb 04
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Hey ______, can you guess why you haven't been on Spotify's Hot Singles list?

Cause you're off the charts ;)
👤︎ u/Scythal
📅︎ Oct 31
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What’s a better slam at me being single?

1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have. 2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.
👤︎ u/NedtheDuck5
📅︎ Jan 01
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Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week? Her: what glitch? Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single 😉
👤︎ u/Aciatrix
📅︎ Aug 09
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I think I saw you in a Google search!

Her: For what? Beautiful Singles near me.
👤︎ u/Tanstorm
📅︎ Sep 30
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I think my Spotify is broken

because I can't see you in the hottest singles!
📅︎ Jun 21
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Hey I just checked Spotify

it says you're this week's hottest new single.
📅︎ Jul 30
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i’m so mad at Spotify

since they didn’t list you as hottest single of the month
📅︎ Jun 17
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I saw this ad on my phone

It said ”Hot singles in your area” and it lead me to you
📅︎ Sep 01
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You’re not an MP3 player are you?

Because I’m a hot single that you can’t play
👤︎ u/Butch2k16
📅︎ Sep 01
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Are you a turntable/record player?

Because I'm a 7-inch single and I'd love to get on top of you.
📅︎ Aug 31
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Best First Text To Girls On Dating App

I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it. What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?
📅︎ Jul 12
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I think my Spotify's broken...

because I don't see you on the hottest singles.
👤︎ u/Saint_Willy
📅︎ Jul 13
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Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week
👤︎ u/BigGirthx96
📅︎ May 16
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My first time over here

Hey girl you should stop watching love tarot for singles, and start watching love tarot for us.
👤︎ u/Bhavya074
📅︎ Jul 01
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Hey, are you a single mother?

No? Do you want to be? (Note: the one time I pulled this line on a girl, she actually was a single mother. Much backpedaling ensued)
📅︎ Nov 04
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I need to report Spotify

Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week
📅︎ Oct 31
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I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single
👤︎ u/RappmanD
📅︎ Apr 06
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Roses are red, my love is true...

I'm still single so can I change that, maybe with you? - Day 15
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 19
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Hey Girl are you a NewPaper

Because There is a new thing I learn from you every single day
📅︎ Dec 19
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Wholesome Pickup Lines

There was a mistake in this week's music charts. They didn't have you as the hottest single. You must be the square root of a negative because there's no way you can be real Are you my student loan cuz you got my interest (works for college plus it's funny) I'd never play hide and seek with you cuz someone like you is impossible to find I think I need to call 9-1-1 because something has just been stolen from me...my heart
📅︎ Nov 17
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I’m going to have to report Spotify...

Because I didn’t see you in my hottest singles last week
📅︎ Feb 14
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Im gonna complain spotify

That you aren't listed in the hottest singles of this week
👤︎ u/fmlolika
📅︎ Dec 16
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Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day. (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)
👤︎ u/sketchb02
📅︎ Jun 06
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Did you notice the mistake on Spotify this week?

They forgot to list you as hottest single !
📅︎ Dec 18
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Are you a lighthouse keeper?

Because baby, your glow would guide me home from the cold dark every single night.
👤︎ u/Stoked_Bruh
📅︎ Sep 10
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Most people try to move on up a bit in life every day...

not me though, I'd go down every single night
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Sep 05
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I think there's something wrong with my Spotify...

I can't seem to find you on the hottest singles list.
👤︎ u/skyydawgg
📅︎ Jan 31
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iTunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single
👤︎ u/Donsburt
📅︎ Aug 17
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You know why they call me One-punch Man?

Because I can make you reaching climax with a single punch, or I will say a single fist
👤︎ u/RiccoHC
📅︎ Mar 11
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Halloween pick up line

Hey baby, want to go as ourselves, but single? Cause after tonight you're gonna be mine 😎
👤︎ u/citatel
📅︎ Oct 13
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Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes) If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment. If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind. You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get. You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets. If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing. My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper. We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets. Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you. I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate. Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going. Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.
📅︎ Oct 09
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The tale of Upstairs/Downstairs: Or 2 pickup lines that are bound to impress

The characters: Downstairs neighbor - single man in his mid 30s Upstairs neighbor - 25 year old female living with her SO The scene: Upstairs neighbor's SO was out of town for 2 weeks, and Upstairs neighbor had gotten her car stuck in the icy driveway. Texted Downstairs neighbor to ask where rocksalt may be in the garage (one of only 4 texts that had occurred between these two parties during the full year of them being neighbors). Downstairs neighbor responds with the location of the rocksalt. The next morning - 6am Downstairs neighbor begins texting conversation with Upstairs neighbor. Somehow resulted in these lines "Wanna come down stairs? I have Netflix" After a cordial refusal and a few more sporadic texts, he goes for the clincher "I have often thought about being intimate with you"
📅︎ Jul 22
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