Disappoint Pick up lines

The best Disappoint pick up lines

They say reality is often disappointing

Then whose imagination are you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_infiknight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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I’m such a disappointment

Dis a point ment for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cameroon69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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You know I’m a little disappointed

I woke up this morning and you weren’t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/President-2036
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Aye girl, call me 2021

Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pandawolf10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Hey you can't be real

because reality is often disappointing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emoskeleton_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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Will you be my valentine?

I know I've cum early but I wont ever ever disappoint you.. β™₯️β™₯️β™₯️
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutoshsoni16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Damn girl, are you my parents?

Because I'm gonna disappoint the shit out of you and call you when I need money.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Darkghostpanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Hey baby you can call me Ronald Reagan

..because after me every guy you have is going to be a huge disappointment, especially the black ones
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DigitalDog0001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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The best pickup line I've ever used

I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work. Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blenjamin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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I'm no weatherman but

You should climb into bed tonight expecting 7-10 inches only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes😏.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lifesduff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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