Size Pick up lines

The best Size pick up lines

The size of the ship doesn’t matter. It’s all about the motion of the ocean and the captains experience. So, can I take a dive your ocean?

I know it’s a little long but I just thought of it and I had to write it down before I forgot.
👤︎ u/esairoman00
📅︎ Oct 16
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If you was a bra size you’d be an A

And I can give you that D you desperately want
👤︎ u/redmanup
📅︎ May 12
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I think you're size Me...

Cause you fit me better than my favourite hoodie - Day 83
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Mar 29
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Ask a girl with big feet her shoe size then say...

"finally, a shoe fit for my third leg!"
👤︎ u/BlanketBaby0512
📅︎ Nov 12
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I’m a heavy dude/former slovenly lothario and this one worked almost every time.

FYI: This is the condensed version. I had to work for it. It wasn’t as simple as just a few sentences. “Hey there! I’m Dave.” ((makes small talk...tries to get date)) Her: “Yeah, thanks but no thanks.” Me: “Why not? Is it my size? I mean, yeah, I’m fat, but so?” Her: “You said it, not me.” Me: “Ah, come on. There are a ton of guys out there named Dave I bet you’d go out with, but have you ever been out with a ton of guy named Dave?” Her: ((laughs...panties drop))
👤︎ u/damronhimself
📅︎ Aug 25
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I might not have inches

But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean
👤︎ u/BlurrLion
📅︎ Dec 17
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What nickname do you give a short Italian guy whos favorite film is rocky?

Italian pony , because like pony's im half the size but twice as fun to ride.
👤︎ u/santino1987
📅︎ Nov 27
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I thought of the stupidest pick up line while cooking a hot dog and I made myself laugh a little too much.

"Hey girl, you're fun sized and I'm bun sized, let's do something!"
👤︎ u/oTOXIC_MUFFINo
📅︎ Oct 02
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