Scale Pick up lines

The best Scale pick up lines

Hey gurl on a scale of 1-10 you're 9

And im the 1 u need
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pepepoopoo69420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Can I measure you on a PH scale

Because you’re basic as hell
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainStaraptor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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On a scale of 1-10 you're a 16 today

I'll give you the extra 6 later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/draaain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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I had to rate you on a scale of 1 to 10, I would rate you a 7.

Because 7 is considered a lucky number, which is how I felt when I met you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you are 8

and I'm in 2 you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/27j2a
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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One scale from 1 to 10 your a 9

I am a six... We could have a lot of fun together ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/erikerik1634
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9

I'm the 1 you need
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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In a scale from one to ten you’re a nine.

And I could be the one you need.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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You're a straight ten

on the pH scale because you're kind of basic.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeet_fleet_sweet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Hey baby, on a scale of 1 to America

How free are you tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilstarlite
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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On a scale of One to America

How free are you tonight??
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeffreylynngoldblum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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On a scale of 1 to 10 you’re a 9,

And I m the 1 you need.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ouihrani
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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On a scale from 1 to 10, your a 9

And I'm the one you need
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phatephant21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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On a scale of 0-100, you're 31...

But don't worry, we'll work something out to together for that 69 πŸ€ͺ - Day 19
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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On a scale from 1 - 10, you'd be a 9

And I'm the 1 you need πŸ˜„
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zmurc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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On a scale of one to human centipede,

How close am I to that ass?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/milocooldog
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22
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On a scale of one to America...

How free are you right now?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheMightyShoosh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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On a scale of one to America

How free are you today?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SadBaguette23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Hey girl, on a scale from 1 to β€œI love you”, you’re at an β€œI love yo”

I’m just missin’ β€œu”!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IncognitoIbis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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On a scale of 100, you are a 31.

But don't worry. We can work together on the 69.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/showboom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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You should be on the Richter scale

Cause you rock my world
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ScottyboiT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 7.

In other words, DAMN.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nolanfan823
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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On a scale of 1-10, how cool are you?

Her: Negative. Me: Perfect! I'm like on the positive side. So as science say, "Like charges repel and unlike charges attract". No wonder we matched xx
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cilo97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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On a scale of 1 to America

How free are you tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the4skinofchrist
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ReveredTranscendence
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Mermaid, you must be a piano

Cuz when I look at you, all I think is scales.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chexmp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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On a scale of 1 to 10,

you're 9 and I'm the 1 you need.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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Girl, if I were to rate you

I'd never use a Richter scale
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/upvotesdontgivecoins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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On a scale of 1-America

How free are you for dinner
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jarboner69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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On a scale of 1 to America

...how free are you tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sinon_Asada
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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How bad would you say this pandemic is for you?

On a scale from 1-you, one being the lowest and you being a 10?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/within_kamath23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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On a scale from 1 to America...

how free are you tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HVaughan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Letterkenny comes through

On a scale from 1 to America how free are you rn?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Andrewjr98
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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Tell me the craziest thing you’ve ever done

So I can give you my score on the crazy hot scale.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ct_on_rd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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On a scale of 1 to George Zimmerman,

how free are you tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LikeAThousandBullets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful. If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence. Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid. Obligatory "Works every time"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diamondragan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Hey girl, do u smoke pot?

cuz on the cuteness scale you're high as fuck
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OfficialBananas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Are you PewDiePie's sub count?

Cause on a scale of 1-10 you're 100,000,000.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chocolatesereal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Another good pickup line to get the girl of your dreams !! Trust !!

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viralboy12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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