Roll Pick up lines

The best Roll pick up lines

Are you a cinnamon roll

Cause I wanna put the frosting all over you
👤︎ u/Davethebrave430
📅︎ Feb 05
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Are you a roll of film?

Cause I want to take you to a dark room and see what develops....
👤︎ u/rmokshith
📅︎ Oct 20
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Hey girl, are you Rick? Because I want to roll you.

Just joined to make this just now.
👤︎ u/Yurusera
📅︎ Oct 21
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Roses are red, Let's roll the dice

I'll be yours and you'll be mine
👤︎ u/XSlayerZX
📅︎ Oct 05
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Are you a roll of toilet paper?

Cause everybody is fighting for you.
👤︎ u/kikii_mott
📅︎ Jun 10
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Hey girl, are you a pizza roll?

Because you’re f*cking hot, and I want you
👤︎ u/-Tytgamer
📅︎ Apr 06
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People tell me I am better than Rock and Roll

Because I can be harder than a Rock and sweeter than a Roll.
👤︎ u/yasincuzitsfun
📅︎ May 20
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Hey do you wanna roll the dice and fall in love tonight?

What do you guys think of this one?
👤︎ u/Anonymushero
📅︎ Oct 08
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Are you a rolling paper?

Cause I wanna lick you
👤︎ u/Sadistic_Wizard
📅︎ Nov 25
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Girl are you a film roll?

Cause I want you to get exposed to my d***.
👤︎ u/shravanidharan
📅︎ Oct 17
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Stop, Drop, and Roll!!!

Because you're on Fire.... (Sizzle sound)
👤︎ u/JonnyonAQuest
📅︎ Jan 28
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Did you used my to do list to roll a joint?

Because you are certainly high on my to-do list.
👤︎ u/Kardight
📅︎ Jun 06
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Girl are you an autobot?

Because I want to roll out on you.
👤︎ u/SnackDatSmilesBack
📅︎ Apr 11
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Did the bank explode?

Cuz all the dimes are rolling down to the coffeeshop ;) *Only works at coffeeshop
👤︎ u/drfinnn
📅︎ Mar 31
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Girl are you an autobot?

Because I want to roll out on you.
👤︎ u/SnackDatSmilesBack
📅︎ Apr 11
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Hey are we in the 80s?

'Cuz I wanna rock and roll all night with you.
👤︎ u/mcsuplex8790
📅︎ Dec 20
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Hey are you a stoner?

Cuz I like how u roll ;))
👤︎ u/JeroboamJoey
📅︎ Mar 17
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One to dm someone my friend showed it to me.

⚽️ Oh shit sorry. Not sure how that rolled in here.
👤︎ u/RedditJoeys
📅︎ Jan 01
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If The Other Person Is A Baker- Here’s A Few Lines For You

I really knead your right now. This could be loaf at first sight. Crust me when i say you’re stunning. Maybe we could roll into bread later. ~More Themes Coming Soon~
👤︎ u/VengefulVendetta
📅︎ Apr 28
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Hey Grrl, can I be the guitar?

Because I want you to play me like rock n roll...
👤︎ u/sniffing_dog
📅︎ Jan 07
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? Beyoncé said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
👤︎ u/Jesse_Allen3
📅︎ Nov 03
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Hey Girl are you a Decepticon?

because you make my autobot roll out.
👤︎ u/smeowsred
📅︎ Jul 01
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Girl are you a bowler?

Cause I wanna roll with you.
👤︎ u/ThatsEon
📅︎ Jan 28
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Does anyone know any Titanic-themed pickup lines? The worse the better.

If she rolls her eyes or goes 'that was terrible' or something along those lines it could be followed up with: 'huh, turns out that the titanic sucks as an icebreaker.'
👤︎ u/mad_like_hatter
📅︎ Nov 16
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Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*) When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!? Note: switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory Usage: 1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away 2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result 3) ???
👤︎ u/NothingButFish
📅︎ Sep 06
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Stick with me and your eyes will be like the boulder of Sisyphus

Roll back every night
👤︎ u/Fleecyfever
📅︎ Aug 04
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