Aid Pick up lines

The best Aid pick up lines

Do you have a band-aid?

Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
👤︎ u/BigMikeEppy
📅︎ Dec 27
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Would it help if I told you I have AIDS?

Just so you'll let me know you don't have open sores, while I promise to take it slow...
👤︎ u/NjGGeRsus
📅︎ Jan 16
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Do you have a band-aid?

Cause I hurt my leg when I fell for you.
👤︎ u/not_lunalovegood
📅︎ Sep 12
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Hey girl,I am like AIDS

Cuz once i come i'm gonna stay forever
👤︎ u/nirpesh69
📅︎ Sep 24
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If I were a college or university that offered substantial financial aid...

you could get a full ride 🤓
👤︎ u/RomanOfTheSky
📅︎ Sep 14
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Hey girl do you like fruit punch?

cuz I'm kool and have aids
👤︎ u/SuperSpooker1337
📅︎ Jan 19
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Are you the cure to AIDS?

Because I’m positive I’ll die without you
👤︎ u/papatayto
📅︎ Jan 12
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Hey, I need a Band-Aid...

Because I scraped my knee falling for you.
👤︎ u/TheRealJesus12251
📅︎ Sep 07
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Hey, do you have a band aid?

I skinned my knee when I fell for you...
👤︎ u/CyclopsWasRight7
📅︎ May 27
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Do you have a Band-Aid?

I scraped my knee falling for you. 😍
👤︎ u/retna246
📅︎ Jun 27
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"Hey, are you a money? Because I got a banana for you"

The next week: "Hey, are you a monkey? Because you gave me aids."
👤︎ u/TyronnicPoppy40
📅︎ Oct 02
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Pickup on fb, tinder, ig, etc

Hey are you able to provide first aid? because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.
👤︎ u/jedy2200
📅︎ Jun 29
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"Excuse me, do you have a band-aid I can use?"

Because I skinned my knee when I fell for you.
👤︎ u/ConfusedVexation
📅︎ Nov 22
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Hey girl are you a developing country?

Because I would love to put some foreign AIDS in you.
👤︎ u/bigshark2740
📅︎ Nov 27
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*Trip & fall on purpose, then get up..*

You: Hey do you have a Band Aid? Because I just fell for you.
👤︎ u/savagecheefer
📅︎ Nov 14
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