Smash Pick up lines

The best Smash pick up lines

Are you the Skip Ad button?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Complete_Nectarine30
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Hey girl are you allstar by smash mouth

Because i cant get you out of my head
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oldtimesun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table laterπŸ₯΄" 5 get laid
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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My parents always told me to smash my goals

So can i smash them cheeks? πŸ₯΄
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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I wish you were the skip ad button

So I could smash it over and over
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alabasternado
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Avocados are getting kind of expensive

Can I smash you instead?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/scomoshomo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Damn girl are you a wreaking ball?

Cause your really good at smashing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nkd909
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Hey girl were you exposed to gamma rays?

Cause I wanna make you my agent of SMASH
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Hey girl, are you my stapler?

Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dibmembrane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Hey girl, you a cop car?

Because I want to smash you until you can't move.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeffreylynngoldblum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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Damn girl, are you an alarm clock?

Because you’re annoying as hell, but that makes me wanna smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/a_uniqu3_us3rnam3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Do u have pet insurance?

Cause I want to smash your cat.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Landlordshelper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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Are you a burglar? πŸ‘€

Cause you look like you could smash my backdoor in.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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cause im bouta smash you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jfiber99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Have you ever heard the Monster Mash?

Cuz I’d like to monster smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JCrayZ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Hey girl are you a pumpkin?

Cause I would like to smash you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SKipperfish05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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I'd smash you like the "Like" button on YouTube...

Maybe we could subscribe?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/good_oleboi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Are you a squash ball?

Cause I wanna smash you against the wall all night long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nanofatty22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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I need something shuttle

Something that doesn’t say hey I wanna smash or for people looking for a romantic relationship. Something that work good to get a girl interested and not in love with you. You know what I mean?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Killer_Kale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some PokΓ©mon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/billy-joels-dad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Hey girl do you like the avengers

Because we should make like hulk and smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/celeryjuice19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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Are you my controller?

Because i want to smash the shit out of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1bubryan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Roses are red, shrek is a chad

You're an all star so that mouth imma smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jdw678
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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Everyone is talking about Super Smash Bros U.

But it’ll be super to smash u too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superfsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rash10games
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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Walk up to someone and smash ice on the ground...

"Sorry, I was just breaking the ice..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/steelbro_300
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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do watch my hero academia?

cuz i wanna detroit smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maxsicklin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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hey girl are you a tambourine

coz i want to smash the hell out of you (floor gang aaoouuggghhhhh)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/campingmaster64
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dhanush03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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hey girl, are you target

because me and the boys want to smash the fuck outta you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/12cheese21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Are you the US riots going on right now?

β€˜Cause you make me want to smash, though I know we will all regret the mess it brings after.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlugABug22
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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Hey, girl, I would like you to be my pinkie toe.

So I could smash you all around my house.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Memesaremylife232
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Are you Alyona Ivanovna?

Because I want to smash your head with an axe ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NikkY_RosS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Are you a badminton shuttle?

Coz I wanna flick you and then smash you!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/raun_adams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Roses are red violets are blue

I wanna smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rafeykashan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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I don't have a switch but...

I'm sure there is another way we can smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlonRaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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With you, I feel like having the best time of my life...

We'll smash later, first be my wife - Day 88
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brynjaminge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Do you happen to have pet insurance?

'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhishek26997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Are you the like button on PewDiePie's wedding video?

Because I want to smash you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1tzLenny
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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Are you the like button

Because I wanna smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lechemaster69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Are you a nintendo character?

Because I'd invite you to smash ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ormate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Are you a test crash vehicle?

Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheIndividualChef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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Hey girl are you a random bug on a highway ?

Because I wanna smash you up against my car windshield .
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dark_knight59222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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Are you the glass ceiling?

I'd smash it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Are you a plate at a greek wedding?

Cause I'd smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PostmansPat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Hey girl are you Al Qaeda?

Cause I want you to smash my tower
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HentaiHomey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xXkatokamXx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Are you a rock type PokΓ©mon?

Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lol_u_ded
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Hey girl are you a coconut?

Because I want to smash you until a bunch of white stuff come out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nightmare14126
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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Are you a watermelon?

Because I’d smash that.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Naomeme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Hey gurl are you obsidian...

Because I'd want to smash you all day with my diamond pickaxe B-).
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ZingerSauce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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