Smash Pick up lines

The best Smash pick up lines

Are you the Skip Ad button?

Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
👤︎ u/Complete_Nectarine30
📅︎ Feb 09
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Hey girl are you allstar by smash mouth

Because i cant get you out of my head
👤︎ u/oldtimesun
📅︎ Nov 02
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table later🥴" 5 get laid
👤︎ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
📅︎ Jan 10
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My parents always told me to smash my goals

So can i smash them cheeks? 🥴
👤︎ u/MAYITOOOOO
📅︎ Aug 10
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I wish you were the skip ad button

So I could smash it over and over
👤︎ u/alabasternado
📅︎ Feb 20
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Avocados are getting kind of expensive

Can I smash you instead?
👤︎ u/scomoshomo
📅︎ Dec 29
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Damn girl are you a wreaking ball?

Cause your really good at smashing.
👤︎ u/Nkd909
📅︎ Jan 11
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Hey girl were you exposed to gamma rays?

Cause I wanna make you my agent of SMASH
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 11
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Hey girl, are you my stapler?

Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.
👤︎ u/dibmembrane
📅︎ Dec 09
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Hey girl, you a cop car?

Because I want to smash you until you can't move.
👤︎ u/jeffreylynngoldblum
📅︎ Jun 08
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Damn girl, are you an alarm clock?

Because you’re annoying as hell, but that makes me wanna smash
👤︎ u/a_uniqu3_us3rnam3
📅︎ Nov 27
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Do u have pet insurance?

Cause I want to smash your cat.
👤︎ u/Landlordshelper
📅︎ Aug 12
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Are you a burglar? 👀

Cause you look like you could smash my backdoor in.
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Nov 22
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HEY GIRL - ARE YOU A POTATOE?

cause im bouta smash you.
👤︎ u/jfiber99
📅︎ Oct 29
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Have you ever heard the Monster Mash?

Cuz I’d like to monster smash
👤︎ u/JCrayZ
📅︎ Nov 01
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Hey girl are you a pumpkin?

Cause I would like to smash you.
👤︎ u/SKipperfish05
📅︎ Oct 28
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I'd smash you like the "Like" button on YouTube...

Maybe we could subscribe?
👤︎ u/good_oleboi
📅︎ Sep 20
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Are you a squash ball?

Cause I wanna smash you against the wall all night long
👤︎ u/nanofatty22
📅︎ Oct 17
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I need something shuttle

Something that doesn’t say hey I wanna smash or for people looking for a romantic relationship. Something that work good to get a girl interested and not in love with you. You know what I mean?
👤︎ u/Killer_Kale
📅︎ Oct 08
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Hey wanna play some mario kart 8 deluxe on my switch?

I have plenty of other games on there, like mario party, ARMS, Kirby, some Snes/Nes games, and even some Pokémon games. But if you really want, we can play some smash in my room.
👤︎ u/billy-joels-dad
📅︎ Jul 08
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Hey girl do you like the avengers

Because we should make like hulk and smash
👤︎ u/celeryjuice19
📅︎ Aug 04
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Are you my controller?

Because i want to smash the shit out of you
👤︎ u/1bubryan
📅︎ Sep 08
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Roses are red, shrek is a chad

You're an all star so that mouth imma smash
👤︎ u/jdw678
📅︎ Sep 05
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Everyone is talking about Super Smash Bros U.

But it’ll be super to smash u too.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Dec 11
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Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.
👤︎ u/Rash10games
📅︎ May 30
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Walk up to someone and smash ice on the ground...

"Sorry, I was just breaking the ice..."
👤︎ u/steelbro_300
📅︎ Aug 15
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do watch my hero academia?

cuz i wanna detroit smash
👤︎ u/maxsicklin
📅︎ Aug 01
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hey girl are you a tambourine

coz i want to smash the hell out of you (floor gang aaoouuggghhhhh)
👤︎ u/campingmaster64
📅︎ Jun 08
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Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight
👤︎ u/dhanush03
📅︎ Mar 06
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hey girl, are you target

because me and the boys want to smash the fuck outta you
👤︎ u/12cheese21
📅︎ Jun 03
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Are you the US riots going on right now?

‘Cause you make me want to smash, though I know we will all regret the mess it brings after.
👤︎ u/SlugABug22
📅︎ May 31
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Hey, girl, I would like you to be my pinkie toe.

So I could smash you all around my house.
👤︎ u/Memesaremylife232
📅︎ May 18
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Are you Alyona Ivanovna?

Because I want to smash your head with an axe ;)
👤︎ u/NikkY_RosS
📅︎ Mar 24
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Are you a badminton shuttle?

Coz I wanna flick you and then smash you!!
👤︎ u/raun_adams
📅︎ Apr 28
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Roses are red violets are blue

I wanna smash
👤︎ u/rafeykashan
📅︎ Apr 23
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I don't have a switch but...

I'm sure there is another way we can smash
👤︎ u/AlonRaz
📅︎ Aug 17
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With you, I feel like having the best time of my life...

We'll smash later, first be my wife - Day 88
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Apr 03
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Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.
👤︎ u/brynjaminge
📅︎ Nov 03
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Do you happen to have pet insurance?

'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!
👤︎ u/abhishek26997
📅︎ Apr 16
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Are you the like button on PewDiePie's wedding video?

Because I want to smash you.
👤︎ u/1tzLenny
📅︎ Aug 28
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Are you the like button

Because I wanna smash
👤︎ u/lechemaster69
📅︎ Feb 18
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Are you a nintendo character?

Because I'd invite you to smash ;)
👤︎ u/ormate
📅︎ Feb 07
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Are you a test crash vehicle?

Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.
👤︎ u/TheIndividualChef
📅︎ Jun 01
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Hey girl are you a random bug on a highway ?

Because I wanna smash you up against my car windshield .
👤︎ u/dark_knight59222
📅︎ Dec 31
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Are you the glass ceiling?

I'd smash it
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Dec 28
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Are you a plate at a greek wedding?

Cause I'd smash
👤︎ u/PostmansPat
📅︎ Dec 24
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Hey girl are you Al Qaeda?

Cause I want you to smash my tower
👤︎ u/HentaiHomey
📅︎ Sep 11
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There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus
👤︎ u/xXkatokamXx
📅︎ Jul 12
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Are you a rock type Pokémon?

Because you are fun to smash and I want to use a super effective Hydro Pump into you.
👤︎ u/Lol_u_ded
📅︎ Aug 05
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Hey girl are you a coconut?

Because I want to smash you until a bunch of white stuff come out.
👤︎ u/Nightmare14126
📅︎ Sep 07
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Are you a watermelon?

Because I’d smash that.
👤︎ u/Naomeme
📅︎ Mar 29
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Hey gurl are you obsidian...

Because I'd want to smash you all day with my diamond pickaxe B-).
👤︎ u/ZingerSauce
📅︎ Apr 22
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