Cup Pick up lines

The best Cup pick up lines

Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hafiy2003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Hey girl are you a cup of tea?

Because you make me happy and if I don't have you 7 times per day I won't feel right.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LNER4498
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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Girl are you a nice cup of coffee?

Because you don’t taste nearly as good as I’d expect...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H-moment
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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Are you a cup of tea?

Because I couldnt stand going through the day without having you once
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Parakeimenos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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Are you a cup of yogurt

Cause i wanna take off your top and eat your insides
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/N3RVA
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again

Cause I would always miss you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElUranus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Hey are you a cup of coffee

because I (would) love seeing you in the morning
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dubsofinstasnap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Are you a cup of coffee

Cuz you are brewtiful
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wadanohara13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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Girl you might not have D-cups,

but I'll still let you cup my D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grobtheweirdo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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Are you a cup of coffee?

Because I like you a latte.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wadanohara13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Are you a cup of coffee?

Because I want to splash a bunch of cream in your mug!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ConnellAngus
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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Are you a cup of coffee ?

Because I like you a lattΓ©
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kanalolidragonp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Something she might like

This is a cup, i put in on you, Worldcup ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BleepBlo0p_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Were you the leader of Yugoslavia from 1953 until 1980?

Because you must need d-cup Broz for those amazing Titos
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pdtm21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/How_Majestic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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