Smashed Pick up lines

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Do you happen to have pet insurance?

Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

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👤︎ u/dhanush03

📅︎ Mar 06

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Do you happen to have pet insurance?

'cause that pussy is going to get smashed tonight!

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👤︎ u/abhishek26997

📅︎ Apr 16

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Are you a hydraulic compressor

Because I really want to get smashed

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👤︎ u/Zeb_ra_

📅︎ Aug 12

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