Soda Pick up lines

The best Soda pick up lines

If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda.

*Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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hey girl, you like soda?

cuz i think you are so-da-lecious.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dipesh_does_things
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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Hey girl, is your name soda?

Cause I want to make you cream
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/willystroker-961
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Girl *asks for soda Me: why dont you just have me?

Cause you make me effervescent
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/daniel_evans18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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Girl are you baking soda

Because you look soda-licious nom nom nom
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/inugamizamura
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Excuse me for you have a can of Coke?

Because you’re β€œSoda” fine!!’
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hmodern
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/How_Majestic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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