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You have eyes like spanners

When I look into them, my nuts tighten.

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👤︎ u/wiseguy887

📅︎ May 28

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Your eyes are like spanners

Every time you look at me my nuts go tight

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👤︎ u/Gibbo892

📅︎ Sep 18

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