Smoke Pick up lines

The best Smoke pick up lines

Do you smoke marijuana?

Cus weed be cute together ๐Ÿฅบ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/spasticdonkey52
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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Hey girl, do you smell smoke ?

Because my heart is burning for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RegalCooper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

You walked past and it didn't go off
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 08
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Girl, do you smoke pot?

Cuz weed be cute together
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/j0kerDK
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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Girl are you a crack addict?

Because I have a pipe you can smoke
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/notnotavirginnot
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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Hey girl. Are you a smoke detector?

Cause you won't shut the fuck up
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yankmydankplz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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Hey girl, do u smoke pot?

cuz on the cuteness scale you're high as fuck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OfficialBananas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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Do you smoke pot? Because...

Weed look cute together.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didnโ€™t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul Iโ€™d ask them if I could hit it. Theyโ€™d let me, Iโ€™d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the โ€œcan I hit your juulโ€ to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lizbradley33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 15
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Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.

Hi...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/akassh14
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 26
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I wanna have a 3some with you.

Me, you a blunt (if she smokes weed)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ricosuaveeeee
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 16
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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If a girls smokes pot

Ayy girl, just like my bong I'd do you every morning!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Grasdaggel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , youโ€™re โ€œsmokingโ€all by yourself. That cigarette isnโ€™t necessary!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/joconyc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 06
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What are you doing here?

Itโ€™s a smoke free property and youโ€™re smoking hot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Yeethrow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 04
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Smoothest thing I have ever said by far....

Cute nerdy girl sits 2 seats down from me at the empty hotel bar. We chit chat for 15 mintues about work tv booze and whatnot. I want to have a cig, she doesnt smoke. I get up and say " you gonna be here for another 5 mintues?" She says "yeah ill watch your beer" as i take 2 steps away I say " I dont really care about the beer, I was just hoping youd still be here when I get back." She did one of those surprised quick audible inhales... I didnt look back. I get back from smoking and she moved to the chair next to me. I sit down and she puts her hand on my leg immediately. Conversation turned sexual quickly. She has my room key, shes coming up, she stopped at her room obviously to freshen up before it goes down. Tl;dr one line gets sex
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gingerbuttholelickr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 20
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